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Barack Obama wins The Xxxxx Prize!
This Just in, barack Obama won the 33rd and 34th Americas Cup award for mentioning that he liked sea food at a state dinner.
Evidence for Obama’s worthiness for peace prize presented.
Many of our readers I’m certain are skeptical of Barack Obama’s worthiness for the Nobel Peace prize and for good reason. After all, well he hasn’t really done anything yet. However the committee out of Norway has at last sent us video evidence not so much of Obama’s achievements as much as for the first time, the Nobel Peace Prize’s actual criteria for judgment.
Below, the peace prize has granted us the first ever look at the committee in session. At last, the prizes awarded for the past number of years makes clear sense.
Thank you very much Nobel committee member ‘Grace’ for sending me this videotape.
For more evidence of Obama’s worthyness please see this clip from PJTV
BREAKING NEWS! Barack Obama wins 100 meter sprint in 2012 Brazil Olympics!
Rumour has it that B.O. Also won the gold in several new sports not announced as of yet!
THE OBAMA’S FAILED TO GET THE OLYMPIC GOLD SO THE NOBEL ACADEMY GIVE THEIR’S INSTEAD
In Obama we trust!
For what!
MMM MMM MMM Barack Hussein Obama! The Tundra Tabloids finds this immensely hilarious, my sides are splitting as I roll along the floor in uncontrollable laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The international community speaking through the Norwegians, have finally given George W Bush the middle finger, as they slobber over one of their own. The Nobel “Peace Prize” has lost its tarnish ages ago, most noteably when it was given to anti-Semites, Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat, as well as recently to Mohammed Elbaradei (who headed the IAEA an under who’s watch Pakistan’s AQ Khan proliferated nuke technology).
A TT colleague state: I’m going to propose him for next years Nobel Prize in chemistry. Why? because of his massive contribution to hot air. “Yes we can”. That’s it. Another states: They should rename the prize. “Appeasement Prize”, that’s more appropriate. The TT agrees! KGS
MORE REASONS FOR US KIDS TO ADULATE THE DEAR LEADER
THANKS NORWAY!
OSLO (Al-Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for giving the world “hope for a better future” and striving for nuclear disarmament. The decision to award one of the world’s top accolades to a president less than nine months into his first term, who has yet to score a major foreign policy success, came as a major surprise. The Norwegian Nobel Committee praised Obama for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.
NOTE: Which mean bowing towards Mecca and Islam.
Group warns Prince Charles to stay out of Quebec
MONTREAL–A group of radical Quebec sovereigntists with a history of raising a ruckus has found a new target: Prince Charles.
Le Réseau de Résistance du Québécois pounced after learning that the prince’s planned Canadian tour next month would include a stop in Quebec. Group leader Patrick Bourgeois warned Charles to stay out of the province. “Quebecers have nothing to do with the British monarchy,” Bourgeois wrote in Le Québécois newsletter.
The group played a role in forcing organizers to scrap a re-enactment earlier this year of the 1759 battle of the Plains of Abraham in which the English defeated the French.
So THIS is what is meant by ‘bird brained’
Thanks to SolsticeW for sending me this video and reminding me of one of my most favorite books I have ever read, ‘Last Chance to See’ by Douglas Adams.
Iran
Special thanks to Proud Kaffir
At last, an explanation of the various Muslim factions I can understand
Video on the origins of Islam. #2. Deep space.
This is the second in www.vladtepesblog.com series in association with www.tundratabloid.blogspot.com on the possible origins of Islam, with it’s ludicrous ‘prophet’ Mohamed. In this episode, we explore the possibility that Islam may have come from deep space rather than an aquatic origin, as we looked at in the first of the series, Blobfish Mohamed.
Tesco mocks harmless religions, will it apply the same standards to Muslims?
What on the surface is a harmless little nothing story, does reveal a few things. Remember, at one point in time all religions where new, and all seemed absurd. There are lots of records of Moe being properly mocked in Mecca when he tried to peddle his crap there.
When you are Muslim, every day is Halaloween!
Beekeepers take their light sabers for a walk.
image courtesy of tundra tabloids
Jedi religion founder accuses Tesco of discrimination over rules on hoods. The Guardian UK
Daniel Jones says he was humiliated and victimised for his beliefs following incident at store in Wales
Tesco has been accused of religious discrimination after the company ordered the founder of a Jedi religion to remove his hood or leave a branch of the supermarket in north Wales.
Daniel Jones, founder of the religion inspired by the Star Wars films, says he was humiliated and victimised for his beliefs following the incident at a Tesco store in Bangor.
The 23-year-old, who founded the International Church of Jediism, which has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules.
But the grocery empire struck back, claiming that the three best known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies – Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker – all appeared in public without their hoods. Jones, from Holyhead, who is known by the Jedi name Morda Hehol, said his religion dictated that he should wear the hood in public places and is considering legal action against the chain.
“It states in our Jedi doctrination that I can wear headwear. It just covers the back of my head,” he said.
“You have a choice of wearing headwear in your home or at work but you have to wear a cover for your head when you are in public.” Continue Reading →
Israel responds to Swedish blood libel.
h/t to Tundra Tabloid for this most excellent news feature
Norway is following Swedens Antisemitic lead. The Norwegian governments pension fund just sold its stock in Israels Elbit defense contractor due to Elbits provision of electronic monitors for the separation fence.
This latest move seems to be part of a general trend towards anti-Semitism in Scandinavia in the aftermath of the publication of the anti-Semitic blood libel in Swedens Aftonblodet mass circulation tabloid last month. Latma studios host once again the Swedish Foreign Minister “Jorgen Jorgensen”.
Bill Mahar’s fifth anual ‘burkha beauty babes’!
NCC approves monument against ‘oppression’
Big H/T to Fred for this one. oh, and TB for the video at the bottom via GOV. A rather perfect example of the idiocy of Ottawa Canada’s NCC or, National Capitol Commission.
The category? easy. Irrational leftism.
From The Ottawa Citizen:
Decision made despite confusion over what work even commemorates
By Cassandra Drudi, The Ottawa CitizenSeptember 10, 2009OTTAWA-A new monument in Ottawa to commemorate the victims of some sort of oppression was approved by the National Capital Commission’s board of directors Thursday, but the decision has left those proposing the monument confused as to what, exactly, was approved.
“We don’t really understand the decision at this point,” said Tim Egan of High Park Group, which is representing one of the groups behind the proposal. “We really do need to talk to our board to assess the implications.”
The NCC board passed a motion supporting the concept of the commemoration, “but perhaps with a different title,” after objections about the title were raised by nearly all members who spoke.
The title — “monument to the victims of totalitarian communism” — has already been changed once. In the first proposals, one by a non-profit group called Tribute to Liberty, the other by Open Book Group, it was to be called “monument to the victims of communism.”
After beginning discussions with the NCC in March 2008, the groups had back-and-forth discussions with a committee of experts who suggested that the title be changed because it could be perceived as “unduly critical of Canadians who might associate themselves with communism,” Egan said.
The group then changed the name to include the word “totalitarian.” The title still did not sit well with the board.
“I was unsettled by this name, and other members of the committee agreed with me,” said Hélène Grand-Maître, speaking in French. “We should make sure that we are politically correct in this designation.”
Board member Adel Ayad said the name was troubling for its “very tight definition” and for the presence of the word “communism” in the title, as Canada has a communist party. Continue Reading →
Women’s group stands up to PETA, Fights for women’s rights.
Thanks for sending me this Peter V, Much appreciated. I prefer free range women myself. I hope this group prevails.
Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Those Dane’s and their cartoons!
Im so thrilled by your new quiet attitude. Finally you behave like a real woman!
Yuhuu – pick me!!
h/t Steen