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A tribute to Disney and Warner Bros.

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Thanks to youtube it isnt that hard to go back and see all the great WW2 era cartoons that were so common in theaters then. Warner Bros., Disney and others made fantastic stuff that mocked the Nazis and took some of the wind out of their pomposity.

Today of course the Obama administration is constantly telling us alternatively that there is no war with terrorism or Islam or that we have won it and it’s over. Beyond that, there is a giant list of words we are not allowed to use in order to describe the enemy and of course, those are the words required to describe the enemy, for example Muslims, umma,  Islamic etc. And of course, that which you cannot identify you cannot defeat. So that’s that.

So this might explain why instead of seeing decent material out there that allows us to have faith and comfort in our own culture and ideals we instead have to view the intellectual slight of hand of moral relativism in all mass media and even private movies. Hell even really good ones like ‘The Kingdom’ (spoiler alert) which is quite accurate and does a good job of showing how Islamic ideology motivates horror, at the end has to spin it on one sentence to make it all at least equally the fault of the victims. Namely us.

In that spirit and as a tribute to ‘Al Quds day’, the synthetic IRI made holiday meant to inspire Muslims to rise up en masse and kill all the jews and take Israel for an Islamic state, I humbly offer you this meagre and amateur offering. Maybe someday I can get the budget and the training to do a Warner Bros. quality thing. But for the moment…

 

Osama Bin Laden’s secret training film:

Spring man (read muslim) accused of biting boy, 11

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we really need to start looking at banning ramadan, they are turning into flesh eating zombies and were only a few days into this “festival”.

original story and video here…

A 70-year-old Spring man has been accused of grabbing an 11-year-old boy and biting his face.

Abdus Sattar has been charged with injury to a child in an incident earlier this month in north Harris County.

The boy told investigators that he was riding his go-cart about 1 p.m. July 14 in the 5600 block of Brookway Willow when a man flagged him down, according to a criminal complaint filed in the case.

The boy turned off the engine of the go-cart to hear what the man was saying, and the man grabbed him by the shoulders and “forcefully kissed him and bit him on both of his cheeks,” the complaint states. As the boy tried to leave, investigators said, the man grabbed him by his shirt. The boy broke away and ran home. His mother called the police.

 

CERN finds ‘God’ particle that adds mass to other particles… now attempts to find the ‘Euro particle’

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Basel Switzerland:

Now that the largest scientific experiment in all of history has succeeded in finding the elusive ‘God particle’, the ‘higgs boson’ which is said to actually give mass to the more familiar particles, the scientists at CERN are now turning their attention to trying to find the ‘Haveyouon‘ also dubbed, ‘The Euro-on” (pronounced ‘your-on’) the particle which is said to give value to currencies like the Euro.

 

The ‘Haveyouon, also known as the ‘non-fiat-on’ is said to be responsible for the so-called, ‘dark currency’, which constitutes an estimated 84% of the money in circulation. It is because of this ‘dark currency’ that economists estimate the expansion of world economies will come to a halt and reverse direction resulting in the ‘big crash’ from which old currencies such as the Drachma or Deutsche Mark are likely to be created if sufficient speeds can be reached inside the LHC.

(Thus joke was created with the aid of Fjordman)