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Canada shows first signs of ‘Tree Burkas’

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First, here are some disturbing pictures from an Ottawa area park that shows the first signs of forced modesty of vegetation…

In the winter, there were only three. No one really objected because after all it was winter and perhaps the trees needed extra warmth in case of flash-sap-freeze.

But how do we explain this? Continue Reading →

New Al-Jazeera Variety Show to Showcase Ethnic and Sexual Minorities

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All of us at Vlad Tepes were thrilled at obtaining exclusive footage of this groundbreaking new program, whose pilot episode is due to air on the worldwide Islamic TV network later on today’s date.

The show called, “Why not NOT kill the Infidels?” will attempt to bridge the gap between Islam and persecuted minorities, in a jocular and lighthearted way. Judging by this clip, our Canadian readers will more than agree that it succeeds!

It’s understood that the team behind the show are the same producers who made last year’s biggest smash hit movie in the whole Ummah.

Who could possibly forget that tender romantic comedy describing the hilarious love affair between a six-year old girl, and  a a fifty-two-year old man, ‘You Jihad me at: “Hello” – The Aisha & Muhammad Story’?

 

Australian ghosts like fruit roll ups

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I believe the cause of this phenomenon is that the IGA in Canada has been dead for over 5 years.

But doesn’t it just make you want to pack up and move to Oz though?

How does it feel? REALLY BAD!

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Well. It’s a good thing he didn’t make a bullet proof vest.

I think  his stuff actually made it worse.

My advice to police. At the next big leftist demo, don’t use pepper spray. Just show this video on a big screen. The laughter alone should paralyze them for at least 20 minutes and there is no bottle of ‘anti-toxin.’

H/T Tundra Tabloids. I laughed so hard it gave me angina. I mean what do you have to do, fill the pool with this stuff?