CERN finds ‘God’ particle that adds mass to other particles… now attempts to find the ‘Euro particle’

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Basel Switzerland:

Now that the largest scientific experiment in all of history has succeeded in finding the elusive ‘God particle’, the ‘higgs boson’ which is said to actually give mass to the more familiar particles, the scientists at CERN are now turning their attention to trying to find the ‘Haveyouon‘ also dubbed, ‘The Euro-on” (pronounced ‘your-on’) the particle which is said to give value to currencies like the Euro.

 

The ‘Haveyouon, also known as the ‘non-fiat-on’ is said to be responsible for the so-called, ‘dark currency’, which constitutes an estimated 84% of the money in circulation. It is because of this ‘dark currency’ that economists estimate the expansion of world economies will come to a halt and reverse direction resulting in the ‘big crash’ from which old currencies such as the Drachma or Deutsche Mark are likely to be created if sufficient speeds can be reached inside the LHC.

(Thus joke was created with the aid of Fjordman)

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4 Replies to “CERN finds ‘God’ particle that adds mass to other particles… now attempts to find the ‘Euro particle’”

  1. “Oh dear!” It looks sort of like the “Illudium PU-38 Explosive Space Modulator!”

  2. Most taxes should be abolished. A flat tax should be introduced so the economy will grow and recover. Actually, we could use flat tax to get rid of oil dependence. We wait until there is an oil boycot, and then we lower taxes. Free market economy will immediately find an alternative for oil.

  3. Joke what joke?

    This is no joke. The Big Bang theory of Inflation is well proven in all regions of the world.

    There is Dark currency. Its a fact. Also well known is the phenomenon of currencies being created out of thin air. Experiments conducted in Feds in the USA, and the ECB in Europe, have shown that there are times when currencies- particularly dollars and Euros, appear out of nowhere.

    Monetary scientists are perplexed why this happens, as it breaks the fundamental law of conservation of monies.