Thanks to ibloga and Jdamn for finding this most excellent clip
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Translation: Vote with your head
Mama’s dont let, your babies blow up, to be martyrs
Vladtepes Most odd story prize for 2009
Thanks to Tundra Tabloids for this one. I think aliens may be punishing their worst criminals by sending them to Pakistan
Just a quick study on the symbol of Islam in images.
A great rant on the double standard applied to democrats and republicans
Pop quiz: a modern ‘whodoneit’
Chinese workers told to smoke more, or be fined.
Here is something you don’t read everyday. A Chinese provincial government threatened to fine workers for not smoking enough. Too bad China doesn’t have legal and taxed brothels. Imagine the edicts then.
From The Australian:
Workers left fuming by Chinese smoking order
May 07, 2009
Article from: Times Online
LIGHT up almost a quarter of a million cigarettes or face a fine.
It’s not a warning governments usually give to smokers, but that was the edict from China’s Gongan county to civil servants.
Concerned about a fall in its tax take as smokers turned away from locally produced cigarettes, it set a smoking target to boost consumption.
It ordered local officials to puff their way through 230,000 packs of local Hubei-produced cigarettes over the year. If they failed to meet the target, they would be fined. The aim was to boost tax revenues since the Government can impose duty on sales of cigarettes produced locally but not those from other provinces.
Locals prefer cigarettes from neighbouring Hunan province.
Newspapers criticised the policy as harmful to health, in a country where more than 350million people smoke, one million of whom die of smoking-related diseases each year.
The policy was adopted in March. When a senior Gongan official then found three Hunan cigarette butts during an inspection of a county office, he ordered a fine. The fine was scrapped but the office was issued a reprimand and the story emerged.
Some council workers described the policy as excessive, with one official saying: “The aim of this document was to stop the smoking of Hunan cigarettes.” The uproar forced the Government to retreat. It posted a notice on its website saying: “We decided to remove this edict”, adding that the matter was under study.
The Times
Arab flight crew fails to read basics on new luxury aircraft
ALWAYS READ THE MANUAL—FIRST!
Finally, the photos are starting to leak out. Unfortunately we don’t have the soundtrack for the ”allhau akbar” cries yet…
Well, I guess you don’t need a manual to ride a camel. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.
Just in thanks to Mike
This spanking new Airbus 340-600, the 2nd largest
passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar
in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such a engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
Then they took all four engines to take-off power with a
virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit
because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft’s
computers thought they were trying to take off but it had not
been configured properly (flaps, slats, etc..)
Then, one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit-breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.The computers automatically released all the brakes and
set the aircraft rocketing forward.
The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature
so that pilots can’t land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart
enough to throttle back the engines from their max power
setting, so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the
news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.
Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
A Picture Worth a Thousand Words…

Silence. Or I sue you.
The Muslim custom of sueing those who disagree with what they say or do continues even when it comes to science. Or at least the Islamic version of science.
An Islamic Creationist Stirs a New Kind of Darwinian Struggle
Also weighing in on his side are very aggressive lawyers. They’ve repeatedly gone to court in Turkey to silence critics whom Mr. Oktar accuses of spreading “lies and insults.” Scores of Web sites have been banned at his behest.
ISTANBUL — As scientists around the world celebrate the 150th anniversary of Charles Darwin’s seminal work on evolution, Adnan Oktar, a college dropout turned theorist of Islamic creationism, is working on the fifth volume of a 14-part masterwork that he says will bury Darwinism once and for all.
“Darwin and his theory are dead,” says Mr. Oktar, founder and honorary president of the Science Research Foundation, an Istanbul outfit dedicated to debunking the Victorian-era English naturalist. Darwin, says his 52-year-old Turkish scourge, is “Satan’s biggest trick on humanity.”
Mr. Oktar, who briefly studied interior design, hasn’t had much success swaying scientists with the weight of his research. “He is a complete and utter ignoramus,” says Richard Dawkins, an evolutionary biologist and Oxford University professor.
The physical weight of Mr. Oktar’s work, however, is considerable. Each volume of his anti-Darwin magnum opus, “Atlas of Creation,” weighs more than 13 pounds. Also weighing in on his side are very aggressive lawyers. They’ve repeatedly gone to court in Turkey to silence critics whom Mr. Oktar accuses of spreading “lies and insults.” Scores of Web sites have been banned at his behest.
These include the site of Oxford’s Prof. Dawkins, which Mr. Oktar — who writes under the pen name Harun Yahya — got blocked last fall after it posted an article entitled “Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya.” Prof. Dawkins responded to the ban by posting a Turkish translation of the article. Mr. Oktar derides Prof. Dawkins, an outspoken atheist, as “a pagan monk.”
Mr. Oktar’s combative zeal has put him in the vanguard of what some secular-minded Turks lament as a dangerous phenomenon: a retreat from science into religious dogma. “We are trying to turn the trend back, but I’m not sure we’ll be successful,” says Aykut Kence, a biology professor at Ankara’s Middle East Technical University.
Prof. Kence has worked with like-minded scholars on a series of conferences and other events marking Darwin’s birth 200 years ago and the publication, in 1859, of “On the Origin of Species.” He last week joined a chorus of secular outrage over a decision by the official journal of Turkey’s state scientific-research council to pull a planned cover story on Darwin.
“If people can’t accept Darwin, they can’t accept science. They can’t think,” says Prof. Kence.
A recent survey found that only a quarter of students entering Turkish universities accept Darwin’s theory of evolution and that the proportion is much the same when they graduate. The findings, says Prof. Kence, are “very depressing.” Continue Reading →
Hamas couldn’t fire smuggled Stingers against Israelis due to embedded ID system
If this story doesn’t put a smile on your face. Read it again.
GAZA CITY — The Hamas regime acquired U.S.-origin air defense systems but was unable to use them in combat.
Hamas sources said the Islamic military has acquired the Stinger man-portable air defense system. The sources said the Stingers were acquired from smugglers in Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula in 2008 and deployed in the 22-day war against Israel in January 2009.
“We were disappointed by them, and they were found to have been useless,” a Hamas source said.
The source said Hamas smuggled four Stinger systems in 2008. The source said the Hamas military deployed the Stingers against Israel Air Force AH-64 Apache attack helicopters during strike missions in the northern Gaza Strip.
“Our gunners couldn’t fire the weapon,” the source recalled. “A notice came up on the display saying ‘friendly aircraft.'”
Industry sources said Raytheon, producer of Stinger, installed identification friend/foe capabilities more than a decade ago. The sources said this would prevent Stinger from being fired against any aircraft used by the U.S. military.
Another Hamas source said gunners deployed Stinger along with heavy machine guns in attacks on Israeli helicopters during the war in the Gaza Strip. The source said one Stinger surface-to-air missile was launched, but the projectile veered off course and struck a Hamas gunner squad.
“The Stinger was drawn by the heat of our guns rather than the engines of the Israeli helicopters,” the source said. “At that point, we stopped using this weapon.”
The sources said Hamas has abandoned plans to acquire additional Stingers. Instead, the Islamic army has been ordering the Russian-origin SA-16, or Igla-1, surface-to-air missile system, with a range of five kilometers.
Response to MEMRI clip on Starbucks and the logo nonsense
Good work whoever did this!


















