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Obama, King of the underpants gnomes?

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Inspired by a comment from jdamn on another blog:

1) Vastly expand governmental power to regulate every aspect of life and take away all individual determinism, resulting in an enormous, ridiculously powerful, inherently tyrannical state.

2) _______________

3) Worker’s paradise, power to the little guy.

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The fact that the little guy gets utterly crushed in the process and no one particularly cares should not go unnoticed.

A Frankensketch mocking Islam.

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A frankensketch. Islam as the village idiots. Profound apologies to the brilliant crew of Monty Python. But hey it’s like they left a loaded weapon lying around and I just picked it up and shot it off a few times. Remember, a Frankensketch is an attempt to make a live joke out of dead video. The results are not predictable. Pitchforks and torches are advised. I would like to take this opportunity to remind people that if you take offense at this you are stealing from me as you have taken that which I did not offer. Clearly some choose to take offense at all mocking of Islam. These are often the same people who advocate genocide of Jews, rape and depersonification of women and death to all homosexuals. So I don’t really care much how they feel about what I may say about their ‘faith’.

Enjoy!

A suggestion for what the new WTC towers should look like.

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It has been some time now since the twin towers in New York where destroyed by an unannounced terrorist attack on the United States by agents operating for Islam. In that time there have been numerous suggestions as to what should or should not go in the place of those two iconic buildings. I believe at the moment there is now a plan to put a museum there. My guess as blood chilling as it is, would be that this museum would be federally funded and be a museum of tolerance, multiculturalism, Islam and how it is a religion of peace.*

Below the fold please have a look at my suggestion for what the new buildings should look like. A very special thanks to KGS at Tundra Tabloids for taking the time and trouble to work out this image for me and make it look just as I hope it will against the New York sky line should they choose to take my advice:

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Some Britons Outraged by Sign in Shop Window

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The Anti-British Sign ?
 

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW

‘WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!’

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Glamorgan, South Wales .

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

After all, it is ONLY A SIGN, you may say.

‘What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?’

Answer:
A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID UNDERTAKERS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! 

Thanks Welshfromthewest for sending that in.

A fresh Jewish conspiracy.

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I notice that the youtube video we posted of the Egyptian Imam speaking about Starbucks and how it’s a Jewish plot has hit the 1/4 million views mark. 249,766 to be precise as of this moment.

Here it is for anyone who has not actually seen it yet…

Typically to get that many views on youtube you have to be female, have a spectacular set of mammaries and bend over a lot while speaking.  So clearly the world is ready, perhaps even eager for another absurd Jewish conspiracy. I thought I would just make one up.

Please have a look at the picture below….
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See anything sinister above? Anything … familiar?

OK have a closer look…

DavidstarshoeSEE! Star of Davids! The Eskimo snow shoe is MADE of star of Davids! Proof positive that Jews were using the Inuit to take over North America! The plan was, to create a type of shoe that would allow the Eskimo to walk across the frozen tundra without sinking in, till they could get to Wall Street. There,  they would use their harpoons to take out all the fur traders so the Jews could establish themselves as kings of the garment industry using the Inuit as proxies.

The star of David patterns in the snowshoe should be enough for anyone. I believe any court of law in the world, certainly in the ones that count, sharia ones, would be convinced already as we see from the Egyptian TV video at the top. However for any skeptics out there still uncertain….

OK this isn’t as funny as I thought it was when I first came up with it. But it did occur to me that this may well be how the Protocols of Zion started. Maybe the next wild angry Jew hating video from the Muslim world can be on the snowshoe. At least you will know where it came from.

Eeyore for Vlad.

For Obama or against him, this is just too freaking much

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At least with Bush if you spell it a little differently you get a passable beer. I believe its a lot cheaper than this is as well. Tap water with Obama’s face on it for a mere $15.00/6 pack. This from Obamawater.com

I really want to meet the people who started this. Either cynical geniuses or sycophantic idiots.

I have a slogan idea for them…

“Moses can part the water, but Obama can sell it to you for fifteen bucks a quart”

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