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Jihadi fail
You know, if they really believed that ‘inche allah’ crap (or is it Pinche Pandecho, I can never get that straight) they would take a hint from their god over this stuff.
Governor of Hawaii is one of them crazy, tin foil hat ‘birthers’ it seems.
En adveho, veritas
ALL OF FRANCE’S PANDERING TO THE FAKESTINIANS DOESN’T PAY OFF: FM PELTED WITH SHOES AND EGGS
The French foreign minister has been mobbed by Palestinian protesters
A crowd of Palestinian protesters attacked the car of French Foreign Minister, Michele Alliot-Marie, with shoes and eggs as she toured through the Gaza Strip.
Dozens of protesters, relatives of Palestinians held in Israeli prisons, were waiting for French foreign minister Alliot-Marie as she crossed from Israel into Gaza through the Erez Crossing, jumping on her vehicle.
Palestinians were protesting because they mistakenly believed she had called the capture of an Israeli soldier Gilad Schalit a “war crime”.
The remark had actually been made by the soldier’s father, Noam Schalit, when he met Michele Alliot-Marie a day earlier.
Schalit, an Israeli-French dual national, was captured in a 2006 cross-border raid by militants with ties to Hamas. France has repeatedly called for his release.
Ever wonder why you can never get a cab in New York?
H/T Snaphanen
Johnny Hart: No mans fool.
I always liked BC as a kid. Now I know why.
THE FINNISH DOG THAT PISSED OFF THE FUROR
Howl Hitler, heh heh… using the modern day political correctness and Muslim victimhood “whine industry” logic in thinking…. all of today’s neo-Nazis should be screaming for a lawyer and claiming that they’re deeply offended. KGS
[The mutt named Jackie, seen here with Finnish businessman owner Tor Borg, was dubbed Hitler by Borg’s wife as it raised its paw for the Nazi salute. The Nazis were so outraged they started an investigation]
Howl Hitler! Documents reveal the Hitler-mocking dog that enraged the Nazi government
Even by the standards of the Second World War, 1941 proved to be a somewhat eventful.
The U.S. joined the war after Pearl Harbor, Germany invaded the Soviet Union – and back in Berlin the Nazis were preoccupied with a Finnish dog called Jackie.
Papers just released by the German Foreign Office reveal Adolf Hitler’s regime was increasingly angry that the animal, which had been taught to raise its paw mimicking the Nazi salute, was mocking the Fuhrer.
Third Reich officials started a campaign against the dog’s owner, with the Foreign Office in Berlin commanding its diplomats in Nazi-friendly Finland to gather evidence on Jackie and even coming up with plans to destroy its owner’s pharmaceutical wholesale company.
Historians had not been aware of the strange footnote to the Nazi era before a researcher recently found 30 files containing correspondence and diplomatic cables in archives.
Author Klaus Hillenbrand, who examined the files for a German newpaper article to be published today, branded it ‘completely bizarre’, adding: ‘Just months before the Nazis launched their attack on the Soviet Union, they had nothing better to do than to obsess about this dog.’
Jackie’s owner was Tor Borg, a businessman from the Finnish city of Tampere. Mr Borg’s wife Josefine, a German citizen known for her anti-Nazi sentiments, dubbed the dog Hitler because of the strange way it raised its paw high in the air, like German soldiers saluting their Fuhrer
Ozzie KFC guy, ‘Bennyfied’
I just had to do it.
Dennis Miller nearly gets it. Not quite, but concern is a good start
H/T Father Grace
KFC employee loses it when customer asks for bacon
A man asked for bacon at a halal KFC in a Sydney Australia suburb next to the home of Australia’s ‘Cat meat Mufti’ ‘Hilarious Hilali’. The employee summarily flips out:
Here is the story from Ninemsn.com:
A worker at a KFC restaurant in Sydney has been suspended after he was filmed screaming vicious insults and threatening to attack a customer.
The violent outburst happened at a Halal-friendly KFC in Punchbowl on December 26, allegedly after a customer became angry after being refused bacon on their burger.
The Punchbowl restaurant does not serve bacon or pork in accordance with Islamic law, and one employee can be heard saying “we don’t have bacon” before the other begins yelling.
“Don’t record me bitch!” he screams as he approaches the counter. “Don’t f—ing record me!”
The employee continues to yell and smacks the cash register display on its side, before other workers grab him and lead him outside.
“I’m gonna f—in break your head bro,” he says to the person filming as he is led around the corner out of sight.
A spokesman for KFC Australia told ninemsn the employee had been suspended over the incident and offered counselling.
“KFC Australia strongly condemns the behaviour of the team member who appears in the clip and sincerely apologises for this very inappropriate reaction,” the spokesman said.
But the spokesman also said the employee may have been harassed by the customer before his meltdown.
“As part of our continuing investigation, KFC has been offered statements from other customers who were in the store at the time,” the spokesman said.
“These statements indicate a customer had directed offensive language and became abusive towards the team member when the customer’s preferred selection was not available at that store.”
The video was posted online by YouTube user “farkie”, who wrote that the outburst stemmed from an argument over bacon.
“We asked for bacon on the burger, when we complained about there being no bacon,” they wrote.
KFC said their investigation into the incident was ongoing.
It’s time we learned to appreciate other cultures. Adopt a religious Muslim
Americans dealing with snow
I will not complain about city of Ottawa workers for two whole days!
Top Gear stars cause religious row after dressing up in burkas on Boxing Day special
From The Daily Mail:
Jeremy Clarkson and his Top Gear co-stars have sparked religious outrage after dressing up in burkas on the Boxing Day special.
Clarkson and Richard Hammond decided to dress in niqabs, a form of the burka where everything but the eyes are covered, in order to disguise themselves on the road.
They also got James May in on the act when they greeted him from hospital after he fell and hit his head on rocks in the Syrian desert.
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Outrage: Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond sparked an outrage when they dressed in niqabs for the Boxing Day special of the show
But their joke backfired after they were slammed by Muslims for mocking their religion. Continue Reading →
Pat Condell: A godless Christmas
This is the first video by Pat which made me actually laugh out loud.