Canada shows first signs of ‘Tree Burkas’

First, here are some disturbing pictures from an Ottawa area park that shows the first signs of forced modesty of vegetation…

In the winter, there were only three. No one really objected because after all it was winter and perhaps the trees needed extra warmth in case of flash-sap-freeze.

But how do we explain this?

Now there are SIX!!!

And where is this heading?

I have seen the future and it is in FINLAND!!!!

Well if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at, right?

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Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

9 Replies to “Canada shows first signs of ‘Tree Burkas’”

  1. This is called “Yarn Bombing”. Too bad the religion of peace couldn’t make this the only kind of bombing that they do. The world would be a much better place and they wouldn’t incur so much vilification. Sigh!

  2. Yes I know, its a quirky little activity by people who have too much time and too much wool on their hands. I think its quite charming. But I couldn’t resist the joke.

  3. When I first saw those pics, I thought they were treewraps to prevent tent caterpillars from infestation. Those things crawl up the trees in Spring and deleaf them, making huge nests that have to be burned out:

    Or perhaps they were to protect trees from deer antlers. Of four lelander cypress trees I planted, the deer ruined and stunted two. I loathe deer.

    Tell the Yarn Ladies to come down here…I’d love to see them work on some of my trees.

  4. Well, at least we know that the tree burqas aren’t disguised as muslim male terrorist bombers! Although come to think of it, they don’t look much different!

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