An open letter to Burak Obama on NASA’s new role

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Here is an excellent bit from Canada Free Press:

NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space

By Daniel Greenfield  Tuesday, July 6, 2010

imageBarack H. Obama
666 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 20006

Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your cancellation of the space shuttle and any replacement launch vehicle for it, forcing us to rely on Russian Soyuz ships and their space program, which can’t even seem to dock with the ISS Space Station.

Your wise decision in this regard, as well as your cancellation of any return trip to the moon, has caused us to reevaluate many of our programs, including the search for intelligent life on earth. We understand of course that space exploration must take a backseat to more important matters, such as bailing out the car companies and banks who contributed to your campaign. And of course the White House entertainment budget. Your historic actions since taking office have truly challenged us as an agency. We can only hope to one day be able to return the favor.

After carefully reviewing your new priority for NASA, to reach out to Muslims and make them feel good about “their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering”, which consisted mainly of ripping off Greek and Indian science, and passing it off as their own, we have developed a comprehensive plan for utilizing the talents and abilities of Muslims to further the goals of this nation’s goals space program, which you so articulately described as “That Outer Spacey Thing”.

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4 Replies to “An open letter to Burak Obama on NASA’s new role”

  3. Muslims always need a helping hand from the Kaffir Brains. Too much inbreeding leads to a mild brain retardation condition know as Microencephalisation. Left only with empty boasting about supposed glories from the past and utter helplessness in the face of reality what else can they do but go to the kaffir for help. Reality needs intelligent guidance not hot air.
    I wonder why they do not try Allah though.

  4. We here in Florida (Brevard county) are wondering what our hillbilly senator ( Bill Nelson) got for all that butt kissing of Obama?