1, Sexual Assault? Police stops seven crying men in downtown Essen: “Woman sprayed us with teargas”
July 24., 2017
Essen. Mysterious Incident in Essen: Police are trying to shine light into the dark of a possible assault on Friday to Saturday night.
At 2:09 AM, a witness informed the police and said that a group of young men was assaulting a young woman at the cathedral on Kettwiger Street.
The woman might have defended herself with a self defense spray. Thereupon, the seven young men allegedly ran away.
Police stops the group of men
Some of the men ran into Kettwiger Street towards Viehofer Street. Here, the police officers stopped them shortly thereafter, near a discotheque.
The men who reside in Essen and Castrop-Rauxel explained crying that they were sprayed with teargas by a woman.
But police were unable to find the woman. It remains unclear if it was dangerous battery on part of the woman, or a sexual assault by the men.
The officers filed a criminal complaint that same night.
Police ask witnesses, and especially the young woman, to get into contact with the Police Essen. The service line 0201-8290 will be operating 24 hours for hints and questions.
2. Is Merkel’s Husband’s Bayreuth Wardrobe a Silent Cry For Help?*
Angela Merkel and her husband attended the opening of the annual Bayreuth Festival for a performance of Wagner’s Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg. Netizens have noticed the odd wardrobe malfunction of her husband, 68 year old quantum chemist, and professor, Joachim Sauer. Coincidence or a silent cry for help?
* We are satirizing SJW responses to the American First Lady’s tweets, and wardrobe choices 😉
1 – She is probably afraid that she will be charged with assault if she goes to the police.
If I were her, I would certainly not contact police. Unless she has got 7 witnesses on her side.
Poor chap, can’t imagine what it must be like being married to Merkel.
Nor do I miss living in Germany.