Here is a machine translation from this link from a Danish news site. Its not perfect but you get the gist. If any Danish speakers would like to paste a better translation in the comments it would be much appreciated.
Eeyore.
"Objects in history may be closer than they appear" – Eeyore for Vlad
There are so many cowards and bullies, offspring of cousins, genetically inferior, missing frontal connections, operating from the lymbic system, and when I hear about these situations, I wonder if they go unpunished, as many assaults do in Canada. Especially in Toronto, where people complain to the police and they do basically f-all.
Cowards themselves