11 Replies to “Its almost like muslims don’t really get Speaker’s Corner”
Two words: Chimp out.
Looks like a scene I remember from grade four. Eddy Turner wanted to fight Big Carl because Big Carl accused Eddy Turner’s older sister, Tina, of stealing his own sister’s Abyssinian guineapigs from a cardboard box she had put out on her side lawn. It was epic. By the time the smoke had cleared, Big Carl had Eddy Turner crying for his mommy.
Years later I again ran into Eddy Turner, who had converted to the religion of janitorial services technician. Having taken up cigarettes at an early age, he never grew past four-foot ten. Big Carl became a dispatcher for the city bus company. Tina would spend her salad days as an enthusiastic hooker, and later as an equally-enthusiastic security guard for a boiler company. She’d yell, “Freeze!” at kids running through the company compound. –Like a cop on a big bust. The guinea-pigs were never found, but on quiet summer nights some people swear they still hear their squeals crying out in the dark. Cries for help!
I have changed names herein to protect the innocent. Many years have passed since that epic battle in grade four. Only now, however, do I realize the salient question as I reflect from our current context.
The question is: are guinea-pigs pork?
lol
“Looks like a scene I remember from grade four.”
You had me (as usual) from “grade four”.
That was my alternate line of reasoning. This this entire goat-humping fracas resembled nothing so much as a kindergarten playground fight.
A Mississippi riverboat resembles nothing so much as a wedding cake. Except without all of the complications.
— Mark Twain
I would also like to wish all Dystopians Happy Dystopia Day! May all your fireworks be non-lethal, your burgers halal, and your flags every colour of the rainbow!
The UK is just totally FUBAR.
Murdered by globalist Quisling traitors, employing Islam as their assassin.
“Murdered by globalist Quisling traitors…”
Thank you for putting the globalists first, Matt. Only these money-grubbing bastards have wealth in sufficient measure to drive these culture-wrecking assaults. The time has come to unite the 99% against the 1%.
Doctors, engineers, street sweepers, dog catchers, janitors … the whole damn crew needs to come out of the trenches and drag these bastards to the wall. If we don’t, they’ll put our backs to the wall, so there’s no choice in the matter.
For America, all that Europe represents anymore is a canary in the coal mine. The more White gene pool assets we can rescue from the Continent the better. Maybe later we can go in a mop up after they burn off all of the remaining cathedrals.
No no no no they’re not an ever expanding colonial group of low IQ combatants that commit acts of murder rape and terrorism according to the explicit instructions of their holy book, they’re just misunderstood
“they’re just misunderstood”
Thank goodness H-bombs don’t experience much in the way of comprehension issues.
I don’t even get what is going on here…
(Is there something to get?)
No, nothing to get beyond their superficial, childish, bullying, stupid behavior misplaced in a once-great country that is disintegrating before our eyes. No, move along, nothing to see here
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Two words: Chimp out.
Looks like a scene I remember from grade four. Eddy Turner wanted to fight Big Carl because Big Carl accused Eddy Turner’s older sister, Tina, of stealing his own sister’s Abyssinian guineapigs from a cardboard box she had put out on her side lawn. It was epic. By the time the smoke had cleared, Big Carl had Eddy Turner crying for his mommy.
Years later I again ran into Eddy Turner, who had converted to the religion of janitorial services technician. Having taken up cigarettes at an early age, he never grew past four-foot ten. Big Carl became a dispatcher for the city bus company. Tina would spend her salad days as an enthusiastic hooker, and later as an equally-enthusiastic security guard for a boiler company. She’d yell, “Freeze!” at kids running through the company compound. –Like a cop on a big bust. The guinea-pigs were never found, but on quiet summer nights some people swear they still hear their squeals crying out in the dark. Cries for help!
I have changed names herein to protect the innocent. Many years have passed since that epic battle in grade four. Only now, however, do I realize the salient question as I reflect from our current context.
The question is: are guinea-pigs pork?
lol
“Looks like a scene I remember from grade four.”
You had me (as usual) from “grade four”.
That was my alternate line of reasoning. This this entire goat-humping fracas resembled nothing so much as a kindergarten playground fight.
A Mississippi riverboat resembles nothing so much as a wedding cake. Except without all of the complications.
— Mark Twain
I would also like to wish all Dystopians Happy Dystopia Day! May all your fireworks be non-lethal, your burgers halal, and your flags every colour of the rainbow!
The UK is just totally FUBAR.
Murdered by globalist Quisling traitors, employing Islam as their assassin.
“Murdered by globalist Quisling traitors…”
Thank you for putting the globalists first, Matt. Only these money-grubbing bastards have wealth in sufficient measure to drive these culture-wrecking assaults. The time has come to unite the 99% against the 1%.
Doctors, engineers, street sweepers, dog catchers, janitors … the whole damn crew needs to come out of the trenches and drag these bastards to the wall. If we don’t, they’ll put our backs to the wall, so there’s no choice in the matter.
For America, all that Europe represents anymore is a canary in the coal mine. The more White gene pool assets we can rescue from the Continent the better. Maybe later we can go in a mop up after they burn off all of the remaining cathedrals.
No no no no they’re not an ever expanding colonial group of low IQ combatants that commit acts of murder rape and terrorism according to the explicit instructions of their holy book, they’re just misunderstood
“they’re just misunderstood”
Thank goodness H-bombs don’t experience much in the way of comprehension issues.
I don’t even get what is going on here…
(Is there something to get?)
No, nothing to get beyond their superficial, childish, bullying, stupid behavior misplaced in a once-great country that is disintegrating before our eyes. No, move along, nothing to see here
..