About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

3 Replies to “Mullah Krekar attacks cameraman”

  1. Normally I would try and say something witty or sophisticated…..or poetic…..or even ramble a bit…but this time…..and please forgive what follows……but after watching this man, this vicious little Sand Weasel……..I was filled with the urge to defecate…………so, with with colon thundering I departed for the House of Porcelain……after running to the toilet and vacating the contents of my bowels I returned to once again watch the video and after watching this piece of human garbage, Mullah Krekar, a second time….as if I needed a second opinion…..I am happy to report that he had the very same effect on me……….only this time, with bowels empty, I simply vented a scorching amount of gas and…..brace yourselves…. as my sphincter shouted a symphony of flatulence I heard the unmistakeable strain of the muslim call to prayer!!!…..no seriously!!!!…..its true!!!!……I swear to allah and muhammad its true!!!……but here’s where it gets really weird……..after I….hmmmmm….how shall I put this…….”did the paperwork”……I opened the toilet paper and lo and behold there, in all its glorious arabic script….was the word……wait for it…..muhammad!!!!!………..I know, I know, I know……you can just imagine how excited I was…………but there was the prophet in my poop!!!……in my poop!!!!……the man himself, muhammad, had just sent a glorious sign from my rectum…….incredible!!!………it took me hours to calm myself down…..and then…EUREKA!!!!……it hit me…..opportunity was knocking and I just had to answer the door…….I decided to list the soiled toilet paper on EBAY and Kijiji…..offers have simply poured in from around the world…….the latest from Ibrahim “Dougie The Hambone” Hooper of CAIR………but Dougie insists on a “Sniff Test” to verify authenticity…….I told Dougie Hooper that there was little difference between the prophet muhammad and all things scatological and he quickly agreed but still insisted on the “Sniff Test”……..so I have sent the “Sign from Allah” down to Dougie on Federal Express……..and with all things being equal…..I should be 100 grand richer tomorrow……….

    The moral of this little tale is simply this: Toilets and terrorists go hand in hand……

    WoW!!!!….its been quite a night in the Laird household……..think its time for a nap!

    Regards, Don Laird
    Edson, Aberta, Canada (home of the prophet of poop….muhammad)

  2. @Don Laird: Holy Sh!!te! A most impressive display of scatological prowess if I say so myself! OMG! I’m not worthy! I must bow down to your “Buttocks ‘o Doom” oh great flatulent one! Never in my life would I have considered “shitty prose” as great literature, worthy of emulation, but that gem was “The Goose That Layed The Golden Butt Nugget!” Now I know the source of Oklahoma’s recent, unusual seismic activity, easily a 9.5 on the Rectum scale and all that remains now is to await Obama’s declaration of a federal disaster area at all points between Alberta and Texas.

    You sir, have performed a great service to us all. You have provided us irrefutable, impirical proof that Muhammad wasn’t born, he was defecated.

    Anyway, thanks for the laugh, it was great!

  3. O, man I am a Kurd and a Muslim too. But to me that kind of garbages Mullahs can’t be a Muslim. So please be respectfull to all religions -including Islam-. You to had and have such idiot people in your own society. If you don’t remenber I may remind.

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