Kuwaiti Goat Shagger “extremely Tired”

Man treated at hospital after having sex with animals in Kuwait

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The unnamed Asian watchman reportedly explained to his employer that he had been doing ”sexual things” to the animals

  • By Habib Toumi, Bureau Chief
  • Published: 17:07 March 13, 2010

“I was shocked during my last visit to the farm to see the watchman screaming in pain and I took him to the hospital in Farwaniya. There, doctors diagnosed him with a problem with his organ,” the farm owner was quoted as saying by Kuwaiti daily Al Rai on Saturday.

The unnamed watchman reportedly explained to his employer that he had been doing “sexual things” to the animals and that he may have contracted a dangerous disease. The farm owner said that the expatriate worker cried continiously and saying that he was “extremely tired.”

Readers’ comments on the internet ranged from sympathy for the lonely man to outrage for cruelty to animals. Many asked questions whether the animals were now fit for human consumption.

In 2006, a Sudanese man was forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The village council of elders ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to the goat’s owner who had surprised him with his goat.

The elders said the man should not be taken to the police, but rather pay a dowry for the goat because he used it as his wife.

Goat bride(File photo: screen cap from the Kuwaiti hit film, ‘Goat Bride’. Sequel, ‘My Big Fat Goat Wedding’ to be released in the fall)

Editors note: You cannot accuse this particular Muslim of inbreeding at least… or…..

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5 Replies to “Kuwaiti Goat Shagger “extremely Tired””

  1. Maybe that scumbag failed to read Khomeini’s guidelines on how to do such things in halal fashion. That could be the reason why its (not his) experience didn’t go that smoothly…

  2. ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    FUCKING GOATS IS PERMISSIBLE UNDER ISLAM.
    When asked, Mohammed said you can do it, as long as you don’t sell the goat in your own village, you MUST sell it to the next village HAHAHA

  3. u bloody bastard u people do like this, not muslims it is strictly prohibited in islam u people do like this and u people sleep with your own mothers after consuming alcohal bastard hence forth dont tell blindly read what is islam you will come to know that what ever u mentioned, it is wrong ask forgiveness to ALLAH for this evil act which u have done

  4. lol!

    Actually the Ayatollah, the guy who took over Iran, what’s his name, anyway he wrote a detailed book explaining that in Islam it is quite OK to screw animals as long as you sell the meat to a village down the road or farther. He also described the pirate Mohamed’s habit of ‘thighing’ little girls. And boys too I think. Anyway its very Islamic and they don’t even have the excuse of being drunk first!