Happy New Year!

All of us at Vladtepes wish everyone a Happy New Year, that is, the year of 2010. Unlike Islam’s lunar calendar which places Muslims in the year 1431, (give or take a few hundred days and which places Islam a whopping 579 years behind the times), it shouldn’t be too difficult to understand why fatwas are issued against high heel shoes and why the hands or feet of those convicted of a crime under sharia are cut off depending upon whether or not they have pubic hair. It should also come as little surprise that it takes Islam almost a full three weeks to determine the signaling of the New Year, most likely because they are busy arguing whether the world as a sphere is contrary to Islam and should be rejected along with the theory that rain comes from water evaporated from the sun.

Happy New Year!

2 Replies to “Happy New Year!”

  1. Thank you for your Countrejihadist Engagement and Job and I wish you and all your Readers a very beautiful year 2010!

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