Clinton joke that is going around

Apologies to whoever wrote this joke. I could not get an attribution so far.

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” he says.

“And what is your question, Kenneth?” she asks.

“I have three questions,” he says.
“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?
“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
“And, third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time.
Who has a question?”

A different boy — little Johnny — puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
“Johnny,” he says.

“And what is your question, Johnny?” she asks.

“I have five questions,” he says.

“First — whatever happened in Benghazi?
“Second — why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
“Third — whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
“Fourth — why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
“And, fifth — where’s Kenneth?”

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9 Replies to “Clinton joke that is going around”

  1. And, fifth — where’s Kenneth?

    Arkancide?

    The body count of the Clinton family’s crime gang simply defies all mathematical statistics.

    Your life expectancy would be better if you hung out with a buncha of serial killers.

  2. “The Chinese state is setting up a vast ranking system system that will monitor the behaviour of its enormous population, and rank them all based on their “social credit.”

    The “social credit system,” first announced in 2014, aims to reinforce the idea that “keeping trust is glorious and breaking trust is disgraceful,” according to a government document.

    The program is due to be fully operational by 2020, but is being piloted for millions of people already. The scheme is mandatory.

    At the moment the system is piecemeal – some are run by city councils, others are scored by private tech platforms which hold personal data.

    Like private credit scores, a person’s social score can move up and down depending on their behaviour. The exact methodology is a secret – but examples of infractions include bad driving, smoking in non-smoking zones, buying too many video games and posting fake news online.”
    https://www.businessinsider.com/china-social-credit-system-punishments-and-rewards-explained-2018-4

    People disappear under Socialism.

      • I don’t think so.
        That would be way to much power for a single man.
        I believe he is a front man, a fall guy for a group of people who have real power. Like certain bankers, industrialists, politicians, heads of state.
        They are the people behind Soros.

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