Thank Jesus and all the pagan gods Muslims can now safely celebrate the Easter Holidays without fear of a non-halal chocolate egg

I was a little skeptical of this story when it was first broken by an Australian halal-foods watcher. It didn’t seem rational that one of the worlds largest chocolate manufacturers would make candies specific to christian and Western secular, and in many ways pagan culture tard-safe, or, ‘halal’. Muslims if they had their way would utterly eliminate not just the celebration of Easter but would destroy any trace that it had ever been in existence at all. Just look for evidence of Jewish existence in Medina for instance beyond the fact that Koran brags that the Jews built that city then the Muslims killed and conquered them for it.

I mean why risk 100% of your market for the zero % who will be not eating candies entirely symbolic of Christian and/or pagan mythology. But risk they did. Let us hope Cadbury experiences the drastic and ideally catastrophic loss of sales they richly deserve for this one.

In fact this might be a great opportunity for people to learn how to make chocolate treats at home from scratch. It can’t be that hard to do and would probably be a lot of fun for the family as well.

Washington Times:

Cadbury to Muslims: Our candy is sharia-compliant

As Cadbury ramps up its inventory for Easter, a little-known fact has come to light about its candies — many are sharia-compliant.

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, halal certification has become a big business as sharia law continues to extend throughout Australian culture.

About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

13 Replies to “Thank Jesus and all the pagan gods Muslims can now safely celebrate the Easter Holidays without fear of a non-halal chocolate egg”

  1. DONT EAT CADBURY CHOCOLATES EVER AGAIN!

    As they are “HALAL” certified you not only finance terrorists by buying them, but you will never know what kind of “rituals” were performed over the poor chocolate bunnies when they were turned into little jihade-financing muslims.

  2. Can someone please send me a picture of the package where it shows a mark for halal? I went to the store and looked at it and couldn’t find it anywhere but then, I ma not know what to look for.

  3. Not only does Cadbury claim Halal status for its products, it also boasts: ”We do not have any kosher-certified products.”

    In other words, not only do they support the West-despising Islamic culture, they refuse to cater to people of the Hebrew faith and culture, upon which Western civilization was built.

    Hear this Cadbury – not only will I never buy another of your products, I will do everything in my power to convince my friends and family to boycott your company.

  4. Cadbury is Halal? That cuts down on time shopping for Easter crap when you can safely ignore that section of shelf. Soup buying is easier too. Just ignore everything made by Campbells.

  5. @ Eyeore: Something happened here…I posted two answers to your question:

    “Can someone please send me a picture of the package where it shows a mark for halal?…”

    One disappeared completely, the otherone is still up there, visible to me, but with the remark: “Your comment is awaiting moderation”…
    What’s happening?

  6. @ Tadpole: Yes, they are obviously Jew Haters too. Anecdotally: a friend who is in sales (here in Oz) saw her contact persons (sales exectives) replaced by by what she called “towel heads” (an aussie slang(ish) expression of muslims.

  7. Got confuddled witht he first post sorry, but I did refresh the page and it still shows “awaiting moderation”. (Mind you it’s not really world shuttering/shattering?) 😉

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