About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

3 Replies to “Fake Chinese Hymens for the Muslim, ‘virginally challenged’”

  1. I would presume that the largest consumption of the fake hymen must have been for the 72 virgins up there, and that China must have been busy making customized version for them. These must have the following features:

    Jihadish-flavored
    Environmentally-friendly
    Ergonomically-designed
    User-disposable
    Auto reset for multiple-breakage/bleed
    Must be made with halal materials

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