Here is an auto-translation from a well known Spanish web site, DIGITAL MINUTE
I made up the name of the fake hymens at the bottom of the jpg but the story is for real.
“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.” -Marcus Aurelius
Fake hymen made in China is totally export-orientated as there is no demand domestically !!
20 minutes? Muslim men are worthless.
I would presume that the largest consumption of the fake hymen must have been for the 72 virgins up there, and that China must have been busy making customized version for them. These must have the following features:
Jihadish-flavored
Environmentally-friendly
Ergonomically-designed
User-disposable
Auto reset for multiple-breakage/bleed
Must be made with halal materials
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