A couple of felated articles on clergy and chastity

1, A gay romp at the Vatican

Vatican police ‘break up gay orgy at home of secretary of one of Pope Francis’s key advisers’

Vatican police have broken up a gay orgy at the home of the secretary to one of Pope Francis’s key advisers, it has been reported.

The flat belonged to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which is in charge of tackling clerical sexual abuse.

Reports in Italy claim the occupant of the apartment is allegedly the secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio – a key aide to the 80-year-old Pope.

2. A gay rump at a mosque in Turkey.

A 39-year-old imam in Turkey has been suspended from his role after doctors reportedly found “pieces of cucumber” in his rectum during a checkup.

The imam, who is from a Central Anatolian province, was admitted to hospital last week after suffering from severe abdominal pain and bleeding, Hurriyet Daily News reports.

It was only then that doctors allegedly removed pieces of cucumber from his rectum, with the official diagnosis recorded as “bleeding in the anus and rectum and foreign object in the rectum.”

The imam was discharged the following day, but word of his bizarre mishap made its way to the local press and he was subsequently suspended.



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17 Replies to “A couple of felated articles on clergy and chastity”

    • Mmm. Richard. A new Church of Nicaea (from the last one in 325 AD) bringing all today’s sects together, but instead of a Roman Dictatorship presiding over a new State Cult culminating in The Nicene Creed; a Democratic, Diverse and Inclusive Version to be arrived at? The Nicer Creed? Jesus was a Black Lives Matter, Gender Fluid, Marxist who took all the sins of the world away by declaring “No Sin, No Shame!”? What books are in, what books are to be taken out and burned once again with the mass slaughter of Hate Criminals who dissented? To get rid of the Jewish Torah and replace with the more-accurate-they-will-murder-to-make-it-declared-so Koran? Is it to be their Jesus The Muslim who didn’t die on the Cross as the finest example of mankind before the Final Prophet came along to demonstrate that rape of wives of enemy combatants was halal?

      Or should all texts stand and fall solely on their merit and not be imbued with woo woo?

      Should the stories of the best of human-attitude and behavior be allowed to be exalted in any form we so chose; to celebrate and expect in rich and poor alike? Or, Good Ol’ Time Religion?

      Your reformation, please.

      • You described the future of Christianity with out a new reformation.

        The reformation will probably have to wait until the civil wars are over but may occur sooner.

  1. 2. A gay rump at a mosque in Turkey.

    This reminds me very little of the young Turkish boy who didn’t like the way he was being reared at home but couldn’t leave his little brother’s behind. [rimshot]

    As to the Vatican, this is what happens when men wear skirts. It also explains a lot about Francis’ submissive behavior towards Islam.

  2. “#TOLDYA Left, Right and Trad-Right: Cardinal Pell Charged With Sexually Assaulting Boys”
    Ann Barnhardt – June 29, 2017

    “Insight into the Communist infiltration of the Catholic Church”
    Below – related article links
    Churchmouse Campanologist – July 10, 2011

  3. “Communist Plan to Corrupt Catholicism”
    Knights La Salette – September 21, 2012
    Antonio Gramsci – Bella Dodd – Cristeros
    *Warning* – 1 Graphic Pic of Aborted Baby

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