Lets look first at this RT story from the UK:
Helicopter hunt on for “Asian man” “having sex” with a cow
A police manhunt is underway for an individual who was reportedly seen having sex with a cow near a sleepy English town. […] The man was described as Asian and in his mid-20s, wearing an old-looking green shell-type jacket. He was also believed to be around 6ft tall, with short black hair and slim build.
Ok so its in England and the guy is described as Asian and is screwing a cow, so we can safely say he is Muslim.
Now check out this story from Canada:
CANADA: MOOSE ESCAPES FROM ZOO AND GOES ON COW-RAPING RAMPAGE
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually assaulting a large number of cows since its escape two nights ago.
A number of local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has been seen on many occasions “humping” their cattle and possibly harming the animals.
(Get it? When a Muslim is trying to make the meat halal, he is “having sex” with it. When an escaped zoo moose is availing himself of the local females its “rape”. Granted we don’t know how RT would have reported this second story but it still goes to how people present both agency of muslims vs. moose-lims as well as how they want us to view these acts.
Lets hope none of the Canadian famers are yuppies. Facebook will be full of pictures of Moo-ow-adoodles all summer. ) [pronunciation mu’WOW’a-doodle]
They’re only known as Asian
When of Islamic persuasion
Calling Allah’s name to pray.
But in love with Frisian
Gives the same forehead abrasion
If the heifer should say neigh.
Talk about the proverbial, “horns of a dilemma”! All in all, a beastly bit of journalism.
I wonder how their conversation went?
…A lovely cow she is, indeed
Her lashes long and loins so strong
She winks an eye, so pretty she
So lonely, too, the bugger he
But not so good with girls he starts
–A stammer as the poor cow farts
“Whaa–why’s a nice girl like you here?
Unescorted, don’t you fear?”
“Not at all,” the cow replies, “I am English, free and proud!”
“–But predators like me abound
So when a lass like you is found
It’s easy meat, as we do say
We thank George Soros every day!”
Then after all is said and done
And the swarthy man has had his fun
Laying back in springtime sun
A cigarette now on his lips
Gazing at the heffer’s hips
She turns to him and with a frown
Says oh-so softly, looking down
“I pity you, you savage beast,
For you will suffer for this now,
The price you pay shall not equate
To the deed you’ve done to seal your fate.”
“What hollow threats do you now throw?
My way you filthy kufar whore?
You’re lucky I don’t slit your throat
Then stroll away in happy gloat!”
The cow then shifts her weight, a touch
As if to give a final word
The slightest smile starts to dawn
Upon her lips so eloquent:
“I suggest you pay some heed,
To the pecker you so need,
To wage your war of Hijrah, now,
Upon a poor defenseless cow,
For word was out before you came,
That men like you were up to games,
Like rape and nasty things and such,
And so we cows devised a plan,
To pack fresh bacon in our butts,
So when you martyr your dear self,
In hope of virgins and fine pearls,
Do so now without your Willy,
Don’t you feel a little silly?
The joke’s on you, my Romeo,
But heaven ain’t no place to go,
When the rotting, rancid, useless bolt,
Of a stupid, backward, loser dolt,
Has fallen off onto the ground,
Before such heaven could be found.”
Awesome fable for our times, Johnny.
_(^u~)_.
Yucki,
When you’re with me I know I’m not losing it. Thanks.
When an Asian has sex with a real cow
The rest of their flesh is halal.
Our evasion of Why, Who and What now
Makes it OK, if she loves him as well.
At least you didn’t tell me you didn’t know I had it in me.
What do you get when U cross a Jihadi with a cow ..?
a Jicowdi .. ??.
Or a Moose with a cow ..?? A Mowse ?.
help me out here ..
You’re doing just fine yourself, bob e.
Mooselim V Muslim?