About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

12 Replies to ““France will be led by a woman, either me (Marine Le Pen) or Frau Merkel””

  1. I want France to measure up to Germany.

    That sounds exactly like a verbatim quote of Henri-Philippe Pétain.

    While history may not repeat itself, it sure seems to rhyme a lot. Let’s face it, Angela Merkeln (“which means being indecisive or failing to have an opinion”) aside, even if Macron prevails nevertheless, “France will be led by a woman” (no offense intended, ladies). Macron should, more appropriately be known as “Micron“—a far more representative measure of his masculine endowment and numerical value of his overall IQ.

    Would that there was some hilarious portmanteau of “Mutti” (i.e., a German nickname for the, ironically barren, Angela meaning mom or mommy) and Macron (a mark, point, or sign added or attached to a letter or character to distinguish it from another of similar form). Sadly, Mu-tron was a rather respectable and vintage brand of advanced music electronics and, equally lamentable, nor even “special effects” renders anything remotely adequate to the task of properly skewering Macron or Merkle in a fitting manner.

    I suppose we’ll have to settle for Mackerel, an oily and odoriferous fish whose smell barely approximates the stench of these Tranzi, Globalist termites. Please take a quick look (preferably before eating) at this picture of Macron and Merkel and then ask yourself what’s happening:

    1.) Macron is kneeling at the foot of his mentor
    2.) Macron is preparing to kiss Merkel’s feet
    3.) Macron want to polish Merkel’s shoes with the oil from his nose
    4.) Macron wishes to attain climax by sucking Merkel’s toes

    Acceptable answers are:

    A.) One of the above
    B.) Some of the above
    C.) All of the above
    D.) Yes

    Finally, a major hat tip to Eeyore for rushing this into cyber-print. Thank you for all that you do.

  2. NorseRadish,

    You are a brilliant and entertaining asset to Vladtepes each time you appear. You’re great. Don’t stop. In fact there are so many here. What a roster. Hat tip to all. Sometimes it should be said.

    And no, I’m not yet drunk.

    • Johnnyu, I am grateful for such a fine compliment (as in “praise from the praiseworthy). With all the proverbial gloom-and-doom that this site must necessarily deal with, it is my sincere commitment to—at the very least—furnish a bit of gallows humor and,perhaps, some serious polemics. All of us deserve nothing less. Again, thank you so very much. Your words make all of this exertion typing worth it.

      • And now for the feminist slant on the issue:

        Emmanuel Macron is 39 and his wife is 64. French women say it’s about time.

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/french-women-see-revenge-in-macrons-marriage-to-an-older-woman/2017/05/03/3b21fc1a-2f47-11e7-9dec-764dc781686f_story.html?utm_term=.05c0b7a0760d

        (excerpts from the article):

        That cliche-busting fact — a candidate young enough to be his wife’s son, rather than old enough to be her father — is a little social “revenge” that delights many French women, including Martine Bergossi.

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        Macron was only 15 when he met Brigitte Trogneux, a married teacher at his high school in northern France who had three children. Macron’s parents sent him to Paris to put distance between the teacher who ran the drama club and their precocious son, but their bond lasted, she divorced, and 10 years ago they were married.

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        French politics has long been dominated by men with younger lovers.

        François Hollande, the current president, separated from his partner, Valerie Trierweiler, after a very public affair with an actress 18 years his junior. Former president François Mitterrand took a mistress half his age when he was in his 40s

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        Lilach Eliyahu, a fashion designer, said the fact that Macron has a wife who “has wrinkles and cellulite makes me think of him as a feminist. He is the opposite of Donald Trump.”

        (click through and psychoanalyse away!)

        • Macron was only 15 when he met Brigitte Trogneux…

          May we call her “Trog” for short?

          Sidebar: I lived many years with an older woman. None of which has any pertinence to Micron’s dickless attitude towards the indigenous French.

        • Maybe he’s just the perfect Postmodernist (I’m learning). He deconstructs and inverts the most base male behavior by marrying this woman. There’s a lie in it somewhere. Maybe he chased her until she caught him. PC, what’s with this guy? Did he marry his mother? What does this mean for the country if he becomes leader? A man chases younger women for a reason.

          https://youtu.be/SmLmSxPlYHE

        • His mother told the old pedofrau something to the effect of, “You have a family, he’s only 18! No children for him, you’re taking that from us!”

          That’s why May-December male-female is gut-level UNNATURAL.

          The WaPo would call that characterization a slur.

          Their readers want organic produce and free-range meat and 100% cotton bedsheets. Those are value judgements: natural = good.

          But humans are exempt from natural constraints?
          We’re not. We’re an endangered species, we’re going extinct. Where’s our Sierra Club? PETA for People?

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