2. Saudi royalty defends keeping a slave by claiming conditions not as bad as reported
3. Man with marker drawing of ‘mosque-go-boom’ on his skin arrested. (he should plead that he is just honouring Ramadan)
Shaun Reah, 39, has been arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred after he was pictured lifting up his T-shirt to reveal an image of a Muslim place of worship with “BOOM!” emblazoned across it.
5. Egyptians march and chant to commemorate the invention of the rock-resistant pointy hat. (OK I have no idea what this is other than it is Egypt)