About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

4 Replies to “This whole problem can be solved with a common household product”

  1. I saw your collaboration on TT. Definitely a good one.
    But you guys need to come up with a medication for the bruises they get pounding their heads into the ground as they lift their rear ends into the air.

    I’m serious. A big bruise smack dab on the forehead is a sign of devotion. Kind of like the ashes Catholics get on Ash Wednesday, only more painful and permanent.

    I wonder about the long-term brain damage to these guys. I’d love to see some brain scans from men who’ve been whomping their heads on the floor repeatedly, five times a day, for twenty years. Don’t you wonder if there is a higher incidence of, say, dementia or seizure patterns for the holiest of the lot?

  2. Dymphna, you may be onto something there. And staring at other men’s arses 5 times a day can’t be doing them much good either.

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