The “Mo-Egg”
Lars Vilks: “Miraculously surviving, one of the eggs thrown on its journey from the audience to the podium. It is labeled with my drawing of a typical Islamists face.”
H/T: Jacob_M
“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.” -Marcus Aurelius
Then he should have put the egg on the floor and smashed it to bits with his foot.