Well I dunno guys but I was watching that live feed and at one point I thought I saw a guy trying to turn the camera off and then this happened. So maybe we have this whole thing figured wrong…
“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.” -Marcus Aurelius
I’m still waiting for the Borg cube to fly off into outerspace from where it came. I hear it might finally happen on 12/12/2012. Wheres Captain Picard when you need him?
Well, on the episode that I was watching tonight, he was busy with ‘Number 1’ and some black alien chick called, ‘Urina’.
I never realized before just how funny those writers actually are.
Actually, while not commonly known, the Kaaba, the large black outhouse in the center of the square, around which the catatonic muslim males walk, also doubles as a brothel/petting zoo……its true……I swear……
Inside the Kaaba (the black outhouse) is a wide range of activities to please the muslim male in accordance with the teachings of muhammad…..
First of course, is the mandatory 7 laps around the outhouse during which time the muslim male works himself up into a rabid froth of sexual excitation in anticipation of the islamic sexual pleasures that await him inside the Kaaba….
Once inside the Kaaba all manner of “Muhammad’s Pleasures” are at the disposal of the muslim …for a fee of course…….
It goes without saying that grown women are not allowed in the Black Outhouse as they are consider inferior and untouchable filth…….that said , there are a few muslimas who, suffering from an islamic version of “Battered Women’s Syndrome”, such as the psychopathy displayed recently by Mona Eltahawy in New York, have volunteered to act as “Prophet’s Punching Bags”….and take a good beating from the muslim males as they rest from one sexual activity before commencing the next.
(Frequent Beater Cards are issued with double points if the muslim can draw blood from 4 places on the bitch’s (woman’s) body……a nominal fee of 100 riyals is charged per beating to cover pain killers and smelling salts……)
The very favorite muslim male activity is the Saudi Swine Sodomy…….little pigs, wearing a mask bearing the likeness of muhammad and dressed in panties and a brassiere are led in……they are paraded around several times during which the anticipation is heightened to the point where muslim males have been known to faint…….the Saudi Swine are then sold to the highest bidder with prices ranging from 100 to 100,000 riyals……..lube is extra at a nominal fee of 100 halalas.
The animals abound as goats and donkeys are led in, smelling sweetly of Chanel No.5, wearing evening gowns and the finest lace from across Europe and the couture houses of Paris…….once again these objet d’art are paraded around in front of the muslims where, inevitably, a bidding war breaks out with the occasional fist-fight should prices rise to high………those less well-heeled muslims, sulking around the edges, have to satisfy themselves with “Saudi Sloppy Seconds” which can be had at bargain basement prices……500 riyals per orifice……
Of course being that pedophilia ranks high on a muslim males list of “Got To Do”…..little girls and boys between the ages of 2 and 14 are brought in and once again…sold off to the highest bidder…….of course these children are too young to be impressed with flowers and chocolates so there are little bags of sweets, children’s toys and books which can be purchased by the amorous muslim man in order that he “sweep his love off her or his feet”……..as many of the toddlers are physically unable to be penetrated, each “young’n” comes with a box of tissues to wipe the semen off them after the muslim male has, in the tradition of the holy muhammad, spent a few minutes on top of them, grunting, drooling and engaging in furious frotage all whilst quoting passages from the Magical Book of Madness….the koran……..
Mullahs are available, for a nominal fee, to perform “marriage’s” and “divorce’s” between the muslim male and his sweetheart(sw)……..and korans with non-toxic ink are available for purchase for 50 riyals……these “Kiddie Korans” are provided so the children have something to bite on in order that their screams of agony are stifled as they are raped and sodomized….
Muslim men, ever the stern disciplinarians, waste no opportunity to build a muslim child’s character and as such it is of interest that these muslim children are taught the value of good housekeeping early and are made to clean up the blood from their torn vaginas and anuses because, as they say in Mecca,…….cleanliness is next to Godliness……
Of course, this year has seen a brisk business in Mecca and recent changes have brought rave reviews from Egyptian muslims…..as you are aware laws passed in Egypt in the shadow of the “Arab Spring”, have made legal the islamic rave-fav of Necrophilia……this has allowed a muslim man to legally sexually defile the corpse of his dead wife for up to 6 hours after her death……
Just before Ramadan this year, travel agencies across the Middle East were deluged with inquiries from muslim men who were wondering if there would be the cadavers of muslimas available for “entertainment”……..ever the little busy bee’s, islamic entrepreneurs swung into action and morgues were emptied out with refrigerated trailers pressed into action to transport these islamic love muffins to the storage facilities in Mecca……..unfortunately there was unexpected demand for the Dead Dames and quick thinking muslims, raiding graveyards, started digging up graves…….this caught the attention of King Abdullah who, while praising the spirit of islamic capitalism so enthusiastically displayed by Habib and the boys down at “Riyadh’s House of Rotten and Ready” , said “while the Prophet would approve….we have to draw the line somewhere…”
Of note, is the quirky little incident during which Hafiz Haram spied Bupinder Balwinder mounting Hafiz’s dead wife…….seems there was a mix-up at the warehouse……Hafiz started screaming something about his dead wife committing adultery, being a floozy and a whore and demanded justice……tempers cooled when, to the satisfaction of all, the wisdom of muhammad was applied by a Mullah….a decision was rendered regarding Hafiz’s dead wife, Aisha….the Mullah stated that it was obvious that, as in life, she was, in death, nothing more than a filthy whore……Aisha’s body was taken outside where it was…..stoned………to death?
Well that’s about all I know about Mecca and the Black Outhouse……before you leave make sure you stop by the giftshop for a full selection of honour killing and donkey rape DVD’s, post cards and order forms to fill your next order of custom “stoning” rocks……discounts for volume….
Ahhhh….islam….the religion of peace!!!!!
Regards, Don Laird
Edson, Alberta, Canada
so the religion of peace (cough) that has destroyed and is destroying ancient monuments across the globe, because they consider idols etc.. to be harram, actually worship a black brick!!
surely they should demolish it in order to further purify islam.
I know that people used to walk around naked in the days of Mo but did people realise that Pickard actually visited the area in time warp epsode of Star Trek. He brought some apple cider with him and actually got very drunk during the episode and had his “number one” carry him around the Kaaba in an effort to blend in with the locals. Someone took mercy and suggested a wheel chair. So there he was drunk and performing haj wheeled around by someone with a laser pistol (that he was itching to use) as mob decided to come towards them and ask Pickard had he been drinking. Negotiaitons would prove useless against this desert mob so Number one blasted the Kaaba and they stopped. They bowed and prayed to number one and Pickard. Allah and Mo had returned and this time they were really mad. Pikard told them they had made him mad and only dancing while completely naked would avenge the insult of these foolish muslims. The pagan nudity was back and the Kaaba was gone. Many years later the Kaaba was rebuilt and people suggested a return to the old ways now that Allah and Mohammad had gone back to heaven but in the Kaaba the photos and footage from that fateful day are still in evidence and only the most trusted Mullahs are allowed to view them and are sworn to secrecy.
Muhamad destroyed the 300 idols of all the other faiths when he went to the Kabaa. These people are not celebrating a religious experience.
They are celebrating the destruction of multiculturalism in the middle east, the destruction of other people, the destruction of tolerance.
they are commemorating an act of bigotry and reafirming their hatred of all others.
The video would have been more ‘Benny Hill’ appropriate if the Muslimas had stripped down to saucy underwear first.
But, on a more serious note, have you noticed that all circling of the Kaaba is performed anticlockwise or ‘widdershins’ as it is also known? Anti-clockwise walking has long been associated with Satan.
Pagan white magic had clockwise rituals as clockwise is the natural passage of the Sun. Anti-clockwise was meant to be contrary to nature, hence in conflict with the order of God’s way.
I wouldn’t look into it too much, as certain Jewish and Eastern Orthodox rituals involve anticlockwise movements, but to circumnavigate several times around the holiest of holys and to do so ‘Widdershins’, is nearly always a sign of Black magic.
Allah, of course, is perfectly happy with this, which just goes to show who Allah really is!
Softly Bob . . .”widdershins” (a playful term frequently utilized in similar fashion by Hugh Fitzgerald at JihadWatch.org)triggers the recall of his phrase. . . “walk widdershins round the Magic Wonderstone” which follows the logic of taking civilization back to the (forgive the pun) stone age, a time of “uswa hasana” the Model of Conduct , al-insan al kamil”???????????? ?????????, the model for all time. “Whatever Muhammad did is what Muslims must do – the practices, the acts, the words, the silences, of Muhammad himself – throughout all time and space.”
Institutionalized, self-inflicted insanity. Lan astaslem.
I did not see Benny Hill!!!!
Runner: He was the one in the womens’ underwear, 921 from the left who kept going in the wrong direction.
I also caught that Bob, does throw a lot of water on the idea that Islam is descended from Judaism and Christianity.