Salafist: What is the ruling on eating mermaids?

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Just when you thought the muslim religion could not get any more jw droopingly stupid, you find a fatwa like this one.

Thank you Michael L for this one:

Below is a screen capture of a google translation of this fatwa:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a question of my own about this actually.

That striped cloth the mermaid wears over her breasts, would you call that a, ‘Sea-bra’?

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Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

6 Replies to “Salafist: What is the ruling on eating mermaids?”

  1. Oh my God! Just when one thinks they’ve seen it all, heard it all concerning islam’s absurdities, something like this comes along, hits you like a ton of bricks and sends you reeling back to the starting line. I mean, i’m really afraid to make any kind of statement to the effect of “it doesn’t get any stupider than this” because the moment I do, some muslim, some where, will undoubtedly do something, say something that will confound all my expectations.

    The only comfort I can take from all this islamo-bufoonery, (other than massive side-cramping laughter), is the realisation that if islam were to actually succeed in establishing Dar al-islam and sharia law globally, islam will quickly collapse and be forever finished because they’re simply too stupid to survive alone in this world and the next, without massive help from the dreaded kuffar. Darwinian logic demands it, and muslim theo-culturally induced cognative dissonance insures it.

    And some people aren’t worried about Iran posessing nukes. Go figure.

  2. Vlad and Eyeore

    Thought you might make use of this or pass it on…

    Jimmy Kimmel Live: Minorities Reach out to Whites

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxCus9nJM9M

    From last nights show. Thought you might be interested, Baron.

    It’s a chilling reminder of the ominous future of Europeans currently in play. Massive demonization combined with demographic disempowerment.

    EV

  4. This would be funny if it wasn’t so serious, we aren’t this bad in the West but we are getting there.

  5. If all Muslims actually practiced their beliefs we wouldn’t have this problem. They would be laughed off the planet even by the inbreds. Already they are trying to ignore some of what is written such as the flat earth,solid sky, cannibalism, human sacrifices, necrophilia and so on.

    Some of them are trying very hard to live every word of it but it really is a small minority. But it doesn’t need to be a perfect orthodox to be dangerous.

  6. More interesting question for Salafists: As temporary marriage is a form of prostitution, how do you recognize a Shi’ite whore?