About Eeyore

Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

14 Replies to “Claims Allegiance To ISIS (Officer Involved Shooting) | Body Cam | United States | 2019 01 07”

      • Premature attackulation.

        Ding, ding, ding … We have a keeper! winner!

        Give that man a Kewpie doll (or three).

        First Off – One word: SETUP.

        This was an attempted cop killing with a fortuitously happy ending. All future 911 calls of such a conspicuously vague nature—especially those being made by anyone with moosequim-sounding name—ought to merit a multiple-unit response.

        A few extra officers in attendance might have assured even more rapid weight-gain cooperative (i.e., room temperature) behavior from the would-be killer.

        Eff knows that we should almost (but not really, never, ever) be grateful to Osama bin Laden. His ill-tined* affair very publicly outed an otherwise unprepared—as in: Do we honestly have enough nukes to pull this off?—global Islamic jihad.

        * Ill-Tined Affair: (noun • vernacular) – A hurried clµstêr£ü¢k where the prong count is well-above, or far below, normal requirements.

        Bin Laden’s impetuosity set the gold standard for rash and counterproductive terrorist attacks—even as it remains to this day a model for retarded, inbred, mass-murdering goat hümpers everywhere.

        NOTE: — A few here will know what I’m referring to when I say that the Counterjihad desperately needs its own, “Good Muslim, bad Muslim” cartoon. —

        Finally, this all seems to be some sort of organic outgrowth of an more well-established medical condition involving early hair-loss. A cow-orker I once knew had to endure the deeply embarrassing and frustrating experience of, premature Kojakulation.

  1. If the jihadist had been better trained there would have been a different ending. It has reached the point where all police forces need to put 2 people to a car.

    • As the police are going in threes to social-media writers for Hate Crimes, Pronoun Crimes and Thought Crimes… their Soul, Body and Mind recognition of fakes walking around with no clothes on… then one cop to a momma’s-princess-Jihadi is all there is to spare. Imprisoning all the good people cannot spare any further resources.

      If you want to help #gofundstasi

      (Ball in air, cricket bat, over the Pond).

      • The scary thing is how Burgess managed to predict the British police being more interesting in thought and political crimes and ignoring crimes of violence. Clockwork Orange.

        • The police were once part of the judiciary. The long arm of the law. Now they are a government department set out to harrass.

          “The recruits’ views on the role of the police shifted during their first four years. They moved away from thinking that “crime fighting” and “upholding the law” were the main roles of the police. Instead, their focus turned towards “public protection” and “safeguarding”. One officer told me: “I can’t tell you the last time I went to a crime,” while another said “it’s 30% crime, 70% social work”. When asked what skills they needed to be police officers, they replied it was communication and empathy rather than authority and physical strength. These skills better suited what some saw as their role – “mobile marriage guidance counsellor”, “Jeremy Kyle” or “glorified security guards”.”

          “30% crime,
          70% social work”
          Everyone fine,
          Blasphemy and Shirk.

    • I don’t think the jihadist was expecting to actually take down an officer. This is clearly suicide by cop, with a muslim twist – the 72 virgins.
      Looks like he survived, he might have problems getting it up now..

  2. But to be serious. This muslim had nothing left in him. Robbed of any vitality. The more he tried to get close to Allah, the less of a man he became. Submission kills the soul. With Welfare, the women got control the property and the handouts. Cucked. And then unable to get sex. Probably impotent.

    Death by suicide for self-sealing whores. Not even able to muster a real battle for Allah. Who is going to pass around the taqiyah in the mosque? Who’s going to celebrate his brave battle with sweets to their children? And who’s going to guarantee to get the whole of his first cousins into Heaven?

    How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.

    A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

    Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.
    – Churchill

    The psychopaths, pederasts and sociopaths (Allah, Muhammad and Unholy Spirit) shielded and protected from criticism by the Socialists are the phone-calls to 911 for one Officers to watch out for. Not those in dhimmitude. And it’s much easier to drop in on pug-video satarists that the Offence-Merchants direct them to.

  3. “Premature Attackulation”

    Too bad Islam doesn’t allow itself a Reformation. Instead of 72 virgins it could gift 72 one-eyed goats to the losers who screw up jihad in an eternal wink to their damnation.

    Black humour. For when there ain’t no other kind. More examples under this newly-labelled category.


    Now what will be the funny term we invent for VTB’s Youtube hobbling and ultimate removal from the internet by trending Dystopia free speech oppression?
    I reckon the writing is on the wall, so to speak:


    • Now what will be the funny term we invent for VTB’s Youtube hobbling and ultimate removal from the internet by trending Dystopia free speech oppression?</i"

      What else? … A YouTubal Ligation®.

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