#Brexit won't mean a thing if you don't fix the crazy PC dictatorship you have in your parliament.
The British police are now persecuting people who haven't even committed any crimes but have conservative views and share them on social media. #Orwell would be proud.#UKisAjoke pic.twitter.com/Kbp8JJKb3i
— BasedPoland (@BasedPoland) January 27, 2019
H/T MissPiggy
3. Cop said he was in possession of 30 Tweets by me. I asked if any contained criminal material. He said…. No. I asked if any came close to being criminal… and he read me a limerick. Honestly. A limerick. A cop read me a limerick over the phone.
— Harry The Owl – Limerick Criminal (@HarryTheOwl) January 23, 2019
I figured I would get mine in before all you guys do. And PLEASE DO!
There once was a cop from North Humberside
Arrested a docker who made tranny cry.
It wasn’t a crime but the cops had the time
Something George Orwell called thinking crime
Who can resist?
There oncw was a cop from North Humber
Who being somewhat of a bumbler
Arrested a docker on suspicion of hate
A crime quite unknown ’till of late.
Thanks! Keep em coming everyone! Im expecting a lot out of Johnny U., PC., and NorseRadish
^^^ Ditto ^^^
Ditto Johnny U. and NorseRadish
There was an angel from Humberside,
Fatherless, Nurse-Prison, Fem-Pride,
ADD impression
Duped every lesson
One-eighty degree turned inside.
https://youtu.be/YH22KZkmS9U
I wish I had the talent to come up with one.
Men once were men in Yorkshire
Nowt had incestuous desire
Sayin’ it blunt
Gave no affront
Faggots they placed on the fire.
https://youtu.be/h2eERK3S9Hc
Extra points yust fer yusink der “Nowt”. Overwall yop-drawer yuse of yokel wernakular.
PS: Time for your appreciation ribbon. I give you, the ultimate prison food for Muslims [waves at Guantanamo]. After all, nothing says, “£ü¢k halal” like a pair of pork faggots (Totally SFW). Now, by popular demand, with more sauce!
As if this world doesn’t already have enough saucy faggots.
My talent is appreciating the creative genius of others.
Plenty to enjoy around here!
Men once were men in Yorkshire
Nowt had incestuous desire
Sayin’ it blunt
Gave no affront
Faggots they placed on the fire.
https://youtu.be/h2eERK3S9Hc
I have called to see what your thoughts are
Said the cop on the phone last night
For whatever they are
I have called to check what your thoughts are
Said the cop on the phone last night
Cause whatever they are is important to us
For we insist they always be right.
is important to us
Good one!
I have called to check what your thoughts are
Said the cop on the phone last night
For what ever they are is important to us
‘Cause we insist they always be right.
Check out this thread on the police twitter – Hilarious.
https://twitter.com/Humberbeat/status/1088796896511037441
It’s good!
A sample:
Three persons of non-certain gender
Purloined stock from a grocery vendor
The cops, it appeared
Thought the one with a beard
Was a man, which did really offend ‘er.
In Britain a bobby did put down
a most dangerous felon from Ferndown
He’d done nothing wrong,
just sang a wee song
But he used the damn wrong gender pronoun
PC Bull, PC Horn, PC Lox
Witnessed the scene from the dock
Judgement completed
Words unrepeated
PC Horn, PC Bull, PC Lox
That can’t be real.
I committed the crime
Of posting a rhyme
That stated that girls can’t be boys
Came a knock on my door
At a quarter-past four
With Constable Mary-Joe George–
“You’ve committed the action,
Of a hate-mongering infraction,
That will get you from five to ten.
Subsection three–see paragraph B–says:
“There once was a man from East London,
Who flirted with girls with a winkie,
But one girl complained,
And so he was shamed,
When they bobbed his proverbial dinkie.”
“And this,” said the constable perfunctorily but with just a note of disgust, “is what the criminal code says today.”
“I know what I lack
Is a good solid whack
By a HeShe like you, dear officer.
But in my defense
I swear I repent
And I’ll never do it again.”
“Well, the damage is done,” said MaryJoe George, “so you must come along with me.
The judge ain’t so bad–he’s in transition so he’s sad–but soon he’ll be glad he’s a she.”
“My head is quite spinning,” I said to the cop, “it’s all so very confusing. I yearn for the time when men were just men, and women were sweet and so soothing. But now look at you with half your head shaved, and a slithering neck tatoo. There’s a ring through your nose like a bull and it shows–all men are red flags to you.
I know, I know I’m pushing my luck
The longer my rant goes on
But posting a rhyme and doing hard time
In the land that invented Democracy?”
“I’ve heard quite enough,” said Officer George, “You’ve the right to remain a silent white male. I suggest you take my advice and not talk back to the judge. Like I says, heshe’s not in the best mood.
And so, as I stood before the judge pronouncing my sentence, a diddly danced in my head:
“There once was a gal from East London,
Who shouted that chivalry’s dead.
But then a man held her door,
And her eyes begged for more,
But her mouth said you bugger drop dead!”
“You know it is wicked to tease?”
The Right-Brain is fixing Disease.
Nothing is wrong
We all get along
Mus-Sexuals can do as they please.
So everyone’s claiming A Sign
On Earth as in Heaven, Divine
Manchurian Deception
Immaculate Conception
Their Pervert and Prophet combine.
Thank-you, artists all.
I’ll keep circling back here.
A palate cleanser.
“By Faith you are Saved” said the Vicar
“Take and believe that you are!”
By sinking to this
A prayer for a kiss
They arrested the childhoods of laughter.
Anger – the killer of Nations
Resentment and pride Generations.
Does a mother exist
Who’s not feminist
To nurture without complications?
Declared by Officer Tudad
What you are isn’t cultural fad
Nature not Nurture
The womb and no Curser
So abortions are incredibly bad.
PC get a job you’re making me look bad.
Really enjoyed your prose, Jonnyu. (But yeh, not on the day-job today).
Poor old Harry The Owl,
Accused of making Transgenders howl.
Dare disagree with Libtard madness,
Police soon will find your address.
PC culture is a time bomb ticking,
Step outta line and they’ll check your thinking.
The gummint of old England town
Had a tribe they could not mess around.
With a wink and a grin,
They brung Mohammedans in,
And now it’s an easy shakedown!
Or to quote G. K. Chesterton:
The International Idea
The largest and the clearest
Is welding all the nations now
Except the one that’s nearest…..
The villas and the chapels where
I learned with little labour
The way to love my fellow-man
And hate my next-door neighbour.
Humberside is quite the place
Cops at the ready, apace
To whip up a frenzy
From UK to NZ
For not taking their kick in the face
The Thought Police, having no pride
Fell into an outhouse and died
With no hullabaloo
NH fell in too
And now they’re interred side-by-side
What Muslim could ever resist
A chance to get even more pissed
Not with fine bitter
But instead on Twitter
All typed with the limpest of wrist
‘I despise B. Malik and al-Nabit and Auf and B. al-Khazraj.
You obey a stranger who is none of yours, one not of Murad or Madhhij.
Do you expect good from him after the killing of your chiefs
Like a hungry man waiting for a cook’s broth?
Is there no man of pride who would attack him by surprise
And cut off the hopes of those who expect aught from him?
I despise the new-immigrant vote
Who gave up a Birthright of note
And now it is taken
They say it’s mistaken
Promotion’s the fault of the scroat.
(Rest in peace ?A?m?? bint Marw?n https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asma_bint_Marwan )
Last stanza: Makes perfect sense. Scans, too~
Mohammad, a Muslim, implicit
Decided on Luton to visit
There was black tar and White flesh
And panties with crotch mesh
But nary a goat and he missed it.
You’re just getting warmed up~
The poem that started this all:
Restless Ellie ?????
@EllieRestless
You’re a man.
Your breasts are made of silicone
Your vagina goes nowhere
And we can tell the difference
Even when you are not there
Your hormones are synthetic
And lets just cross this bridge
What you have you stupid man
Is male privilege.
1:05 PM · Nov 22, 2018 · Twitter
“But that’s what I want to be!”
And that’s what you get when you never say no to your fatherless kids.
“Transwomen are males!” they exclaim.
Scars do not make you the same.
Slave by submission
Pride by revision
Distilled are husks that remain.
For quoting unspeakable rhymes,
And clinging to old paradigms –
The cops come to inspect,
But they leave with respect,
If you say the Shahada three times!
This is fun.
The Cross will make Lucifer fly,
And sunlight makes Dracula die,
And an Assalam stops,
All the Humberside cops,
And the girly ones sit down and cry.
Awesome.
Racism is believing in a class called “Race”
As simple as detecting a mole on your face
Making the inference
That you have some difference
Greater or lesser in Space
Now, I can’t help noticing “breed”
Of which I’m happy to concede
That Nature and Nurture
Bestows a departure
Away from their Adam and Eve.