Toronto Canada
From CBC
National security officials have been notified that an underground tunnel was discovered near a venue for this summer’s Pan Am Games in Toronto, CBC News has learned.
The tunnel was dug in the woods near Toronto’s Rexall Centre and York University’s Keele campus. It was large enough for a person to stand in, at around 2½ metres in height, and was about seven metres long. The tunnel had lights inside, powered by a generator, and the walls and ceiling were reinforced.
(I wonder what group in the world likes to build illegal tunnels?)
Until someone disproves it, I’m going with the theory that Earth is facing an imminent invasion by hostile aliens from a nearby star system. Western astronomers detected the massive fleet in the mid ’70s. The starships have been decelerating as they near the end of their thousand-year journey and will soon enter the solar system. In order to train our security services and harden our populations against the slaughter of the coming war, our wise and forward-looking leaders allowed hundreds of thousands of Muslim savages into civilized countries. The policy looks suicidal, but in fact it is mankind’s only hope. Seen this way everything makes sense.
Don
The figure is more in the region of tens of millions of Muslim savages.
The rest of your thesis needs careful consideration. I can now see why halal slaughter has been fostered, as it lets us get used to the idea of rivers of blood on the streets.
Mass gang rapes is a way to get us used to the idea that the aliens will be abducting females for breeding purposes. This assumes that only fighting fit alien males will be on the starships. After a long jouirney, they will be mightily frustrated.
FGM is to stop human females getting any sexual pleasure with aliens.
This is all making sense.
DP111,
It’s that or lizard people. Both theses have the advantage of being rational explanations.
That’s a relief.
It seems the Palis got lost. Atleast that will be the excuse when the perps get caught.
Check if the Tunnel-builders are Arabs (eg Hamas) and then ask Israel for advice.
Check first with Hezbollah. They’re the ones who taught Hamas all the tricks.
My guess is that some group wanted to hide weapons in the tunnel before the security was put in place.
Apparently, quite a few.
http://www.abchs.com/ihs/SPRING2011/ihs_articles_2.php
This paper outlines sources and methods used by Canada, Israel, and South Korea to combat smuggling tunnel excavation, communication methods, and security operations.
This is a great article, Malca.
-Thanks