It would seem, based on this advice, that the US Government must be trying to create the impression that scissors are a dangerous weapon and that of course, usually means they are about to register them if not ban them outright if its past is anything to go by.
H/T Tundra T
The instructions seem like Morsi’s dream plan, don’t they? If only the Egyptians could be as sheep-like as the Americans are here.
. . . or, be prepared. Be well armed and take care of the ‘active shooter’.
But what if the active shooter brandishes a rock? there might not be a copy machine close by to counter the rock with paper. Oh dear! Word has it on the Hill that “BAAbara” Boxer is working on a Senate bill to ban high capacity staplers too. All in order to reduce workplace violence, no doubt.
No thanks DHS, I’ll take my chances with my trusty Glock.
Just sayin’