Muslim group wishes to ban tomatoes as they are a “Christian fruit”

I think these people do not go nearly far enough. I think they should ban all food for Muslims as pretty much every single edible thing today is a direct result of genetic engineering, reaching back to the Catholic monk, Gregor Mendel, and right up to the (probably) atheist, Norman Borlogue, probably the greatest human being who ever lived by any rational standard. So I say “Go Muslim morons go! Ban all food altogether for Muslims! That will sure show us!

From Now Lebanon

[Ed. note]

The link for Norman Borlogue goes to an exceptionally good episode of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit about feeding the third world and the lone scientist who made it possible.

I put the link in to go right to that spot. But I recommend seeing the whole episode from the start.

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Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

12 Replies to “Muslim group wishes to ban tomatoes as they are a “Christian fruit””

  1. Muslims say the dumbest things, day after day, but none of them are ever embarrassed in the slightest. Ignorance is bliss, apparently.

  2. Just about all of the scientific, agricultural, medical and technological developments are products of the West, created by Jews, Christians and secular humanists. Islamists show deep hypocrisy as they spew their hatred against us since they closely imitate us in thousands of ways every day.

    I therefore recommend that the Islamists cease this prolific imitation of our decadent ways immediately.

  3. BW:

    People always quote the first half of that saying and never the second.

    “The actual wording comes from Thomas Gray’s poem, “Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College” (1742):

    “Where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise.”

    Changes the complexion quite a bit doesn’t it?

  4. In early America, tomatoes were considered poisonous and were used as a garden ornament (they were called “love apples”). It was a Portuguese Jew known as
    Dr.Siccary, a pioneer physician in Virginia,who in 1733 explained they were edible and healthful.
    The Islamic world should also ban the jeans known as the bluejeans designed by Levi Strauss. As a 20-yo Jewish immigrant from Bavaria, Levy Strauss designed the rugged pants for California gold miners in 1850. Today, Levis have become world uniform including the muslim world. By the same token, Islamic world ought to ban the oil as well. You see, petroleum, that lovely product the Arabs find their asses happily sitting on, was discovered not by an Arab or even a Texan, but by a Jew, Abraham Schreiner (1820-1900). Schreiner was an amateur scientist who discovered the use of petroleum for lighting purposes at Boryslaw, Galicia (then a province of northern Austria) in 1853 where he later built a distillation plant. The American discovery of petroleum did not occur until a year later, in 1854.
    Muslims could never disconnect themselves from Jewish connections. If they do, they will all be in hellholes !!

  5. Armstrong did not find the Moon God. We’ll sse that China is about to send a spaceship to the moon and find Chang-E, the Moon Goddess, not in burqa !

  6. They are telling too many goofy stuff. They should open their own comedy clubs.

  7. This is how the law of irony works:-
    The major shrine of Islam is the Kaaba (Kapa, whatever), which contains the Kaaba Stone that was the last remnant of a house of worship built by Abraham. Muslim prigrims kiss this stone without realizing they are kissing the …. enough for Muslims’ ignorance ! Ban the Kaaba ??