3 Replies to “Fake Chinese Hymens for the Muslim, ‘virginally challenged’”
Fake hymen made in China is totally export-orientated as there is no demand domestically !!
20 minutes? Muslim men are worthless.
I would presume that the largest consumption of the fake hymen must have been for the 72 virgins up there, and that China must have been busy making customized version for them. These must have the following features:
Jihadish-flavored
Environmentally-friendly
Ergonomically-designed
User-disposable
Auto reset for multiple-breakage/bleed
Must be made with halal materials
….
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Fake hymen made in China is totally export-orientated as there is no demand domestically !!
20 minutes? Muslim men are worthless.
I would presume that the largest consumption of the fake hymen must have been for the 72 virgins up there, and that China must have been busy making customized version for them. These must have the following features:
Jihadish-flavored
Environmentally-friendly
Ergonomically-designed
User-disposable
Auto reset for multiple-breakage/bleed
Must be made with halal materials
….