Vlad Tepes
"Objects in history may be closer than they appear" – Eeyore for Vlad
Does anyone know of a bottle opener that can pop the caps off these fizzies?
CAVEAT: What’s inside the bottle is camel’s urine !
I recommend a pile driver.
A six to eight pound spike maul from the nearest railroad would work.
A quick beheading with a hearty Allah U Akbar! would get the juice out.
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Does anyone know of a bottle opener that can pop the caps off these fizzies?
CAVEAT: What’s inside the bottle is camel’s urine !
I recommend a pile driver.
A six to eight pound spike maul from the nearest railroad would work.
A quick beheading with a hearty Allah U Akbar! would get the juice out.