As the world of people work on discovering cures for new diseases, better forms of art, ways of making peoples lives better and happier, the Muslim world develops new types of explosive suppositories. The less funny side, is if travel becomes more of a ‘pain in the ass’ civilization collapses. This is not an exaggeration. The dark ages began due to loss of security on the Roman roads.
Post Script: Grace wanted me to re-title this article: Arsehole Arsenal Which is frankly brilliant but this is a family blog. Well, If you are the Adams family maybe.
I’m sure he had no problem keeping it up his ass. I guess we’ll all be strip searched at airport security in the near future.
Brilliant! Thanks for picking up the tid-bits of news that nobody else does!
New Muslim ARSEnal
You can’t say Muslims are totally devoid of creativity – they are always
finding new ways to kill people. This latest development, however, may
bring with it the end of the age of air travel. This deluded follower of
the cult of The Dead Paedophile has found an innovative way to avoid
detection by customs and airport security checks by planting a grenade up
his anus, to be later detonated by phone.
Now Muslims didn’t invent airplanes or mobile phones or anything at all
except death, destruction and innovative tortures. But credit where credits
due. Thanks to this new development when some politically correct lemming
gets my goat about Islam I can now literally respond without the merest
hint of irony, “Take your Islam and shove it up your arse.”
More proof that Islam and democracy cannot coexist. Actually, no one can coexist with Islam. When the world has submitted to this wicked cult they will begin to kill each other. I suppose life will then be viewed as an Islamic paradise.
how could he get a bomb is his butt when his head’s already up there?
Come on…they don’t walk funny because something is up their butt…they’re accustomed to taking it up the rear; that’s why they hate women so much and dress them in black. Undercover homosexuals.