(Just for a laugh)
1. I thought that British Ginger convert to Islam looked familiar. Now I know where I saw him before. It was that cereal advert…
2. It seems the Public Relations people at Al Azzar university and the Muslim brotherhood got together to design a new slogan for the religion, rapidly making a bad name for itself across the civilized world. I hope this helps. They sure need it.
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That special time for muslims of skipping lunch and killing unbelievers and pushing their awkward and unlikely beliefs in everyone’s face all the time, ramadan.
Well this isn’t that. Parts of Spain have launched a few unusual initiatives to get people to pick up after their dogs. This is a video of one of them.
This one starts the same but moves on to the ‘mail it back to them’ strategy. Thank god it won’t work via email. At least yet.
See the thing is, when we live in such post-modernist times as these, ‘jokes of logical extremes’ are nearly impossible to do without either falling short of reality or actually giving data-points to the enemy to know what they can get away with. So while I like this sketch, I find it hard to laugh as it does look a lot like everything I have read on the matter from serious news sites.
Yesterday in Paris, a geopolitically significant event took place, and one for which, there is no popular name to which people can easily refer to this event.
The fact was, that 300,000 people descended on Paris like a jove and demanded the annulment of homosexual marriage and adoption privileges. This is a major event and agree or disagree with the protestors, should not be ignored.
Now the French word for cancelation, such as for a bill or new law etc. is:
“annuler” and of course it was a massive strike against increased legalization of homosexual lifestyles within French society so the word ‘gay’ should be in there somewhere.
So I suggest we call the event, ‘Anuller Gay’
Special thanks to Tundra Tabloids for helping me with the images
H/T Magic Martin
After a protracted meeting with my team of analysts and several Arabic translators I have come to realize that many things which we have misinterpreted as significant geopolitical events, days of rage, rioting and so on across the Muslim world were actually part of a new Islamic children’s game.
A couple of the translated signs now appear below where the actual nature of the events become clear. We will post more as we find them. Thank you all very much for your help on this and especially Tundra Tabloids for the help with the signs.