This whole problem can be solved with a common household product

4 Responses to This whole problem can be solved with a common household product

1. Heeee says:

   April 2, 2010 at 10:57 am

   Good! Liked the Bayer clone.
2. Gary Rumain says:

   April 2, 2010 at 10:25 pm

   Oh, those poor arselifters! It must be very painful for them to sit down.
3. Dymphna says:

   April 2, 2010 at 11:01 pm

   I saw your collaboration on TT. Definitely a good one.
   But you guys need to come up with a medication for the bruises they get pounding their heads into the ground as they lift their rear ends into the air.

   I’m serious. A big bruise smack dab on the forehead is a sign of devotion. Kind of like the ashes Catholics get on Ash Wednesday, only more painful and permanent.

   I wonder about the long-term brain damage to these guys. I’d love to see some brain scans from men who’ve been whomping their heads on the floor repeatedly, five times a day, for twenty years. Don’t you wonder if there is a higher incidence of, say, dementia or seizure patterns for the holiest of the lot?
4. Gary Rumain says:

   April 3, 2010 at 1:53 am

   Dymphna, you may be onto something there. And staring at other men’s arses 5 times a day can’t be doing them much good either.