Todays LOL! Saudi cleric makes up a ton of stuff about sex in the afterlife.

I wonder if he even believes this stuff. It is pretty funny though. Like listening to a 6 year old making up the rules to a new game he plans to win by making up the rules.

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Canadian artist and counter-jihad and freedom of speech activist as well as devout Schrödinger's catholic

7 Replies to “Todays LOL! Saudi cleric makes up a ton of stuff about sex in the afterlife.”

  1. He forgot to tell you that the virgins are black-eyed because they have been punched in the face!

  2. Those words was just all I needed for my decision to convert to islam.
    At last I can be longing to die.

  3. Sadly for the imam and his audience, the quran left out the crucial detail that all those “black eyed virgins” are of the four-legged, grass-eating variety and prone to uttering bleating noises in the heat of passion. On second thought however, since caprasodomy runs rampant in the muslim world, they wouldn’t even know the difference.

    Say, did the good imam have Cocoa Puffs for breakfast, or is that goat poo in his beard?

    “Baa hahahahahahaha!!”