2 X 6″ inches closer to Allah? Maybe he should have just amputated a foot.

H/T Magic Martin

Malaysian Insider:

Meanwhile the suspect’s 33-year-old wife said her husband had showed a change in attitude over the past two months “I thought he wanted to change for the better and to get closer to Allah ” she said when met at the hospital — Bernama.

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5 Replies to “2 X 6″ inches closer to Allah? Maybe he should have just amputated a foot.”

  1. Hang on a minute, so he sliced off his own chipolata then beat his father with a rattan stick (have you seen rattan?) then he sliced his father’s dick off! He attempted the same trick with his brother-in-law but he escaped, then his wife says that he needs a change / holiday/ vacation whatever!
    This is not even slapstick. It’s beyond that! In fact, even as the most bizarre comedy sketch on Earth, it’s not even cohesive….
    What was the reason again? Oh, yes, something he saw on the internet. Maybe he visited this website.
    Vlad, have you been telling people to slice cocks off again? I told you to stop doing that!

    Comedy genius maybe… or not…. I don’t know, I’m lost. In fact, I’d love to know what this Doomsday theory was and why penis amputation was so crucial to them. Then again, perhaps I don’t. Best not ask…. I’m lost for words.

    Dar-al-Islam just gets more surreal by the minute. Perhaps it’s me. Perhaps I’m the one who is insane!

  2. Sometimes it’s muzzlums acting crazy, and sometimes it’s crazy crazy crazy. Hain’t going to blame the moon god’s cult for this one, really; I expect men from Algeria to Java are all cringing right along with the civilized world.

  3. Doctors Reattach Severed Genitals Of Dad And Son

    KUALA TERENGGANU: Doctors have successfully reattached the penises of a father and son from Dungun who had their genitals chopped off in a bizarre incident early Sunday.

    Police said the 40-year-old son, who committed the grotesque act on himself and his 67-year-old father, was in stable condition while the father was being monitored at the Intensive Care Unit of the hospital due to his age and weak state.

    However, the police were still waiting for a medical report from the Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital whether both the men’s private parts can still “function normally”.

    “We are also going to remand the suspect and question him as soon as he recovers,” state CID chief Asst Comm K Manoharan said Monday.

    “We will also probe family members to find out if any of them were directly or indirectly involved in the incident, as the victim was assaulted before he chopped off his genitals,” he added.

    The suspect, a mechanic based in Balakong, Selangor, was believed to be influenced by deviant religious teachings picked up from the internet.

    Before committing the morbid act, the suspect had allegedly given a long lecture to his family members at his parents’ village home in Felda Kerteh 6, that the end of the world was nigh.

    It was reported that he then assaulted his father with his fists and a rotan in an attempt to force his father to cry, to invoke the spirit of an “Imam Nawawi” who would save the world from the apocalypse.

    When the attempt fail, the suspect stormed into the father’s room with a kitchen knife and committed the brutal acts.

    Manoharan said the suspect will also be referred to a psychiatrist.

    http://www.malaysiandigest.com/news/36-local2/294491-surgeries-to-reattach-private-parts-successful-say-police.html